Danny: I'm dead, lads
Michael: You type pretty much for being dead...
Danny: I DIED AGAIN >:C
Max: Bitch I told you I'M THE MASTER OF COD
Michael: What's COD, kid?
Max: Call of Duty, a video game
Charles: Which one you playing???
Max: Currently MWII
Pierre: Weirdos
Mick: I GOT MY MOTORCYCLE LICENSE
Kita: VROOM VROOM VROOM
Mark: I fell down the stairs
Seb: Womp womp
Mark: SEBASTIAN
Nando: Hello and welcome to the next episode of 'Is this a professional sports group chat or the groupchat of a dysfunctional family?'
Max: Guys, should I scream or cry?
Pierre: Cry
Seb: Yeah dude just cry into your pillow and no one will hear it
Kimi: Sebby...
Seb: 😇
Hulk: Different topic, do you feel like Kevin hates me even more today?
Max: Absolutely
Hulk: Gee, thanks
Max: You asked for it...
Hulk: Mean :(
Seb: Guys, should I invade France?
Hulk: Absolutely
Michael: WHAT NO OF COURSE NOT OMG WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH FRANCE 😭😭
Daniil: No one likes France...
Pierre: TAKE THAT BACK
Max: Yeah, or he'll beat you with an baguette
Carlos: I did an exchange with France once
Pierre: And?
Carlos: Traumatic.
Max: Lol
Carlos: EVERYWHERE SUGAR 😭😭
Pierre: It's not that bad...
Carlos: NO TAP WATER
Pierre: Where were you?
Carlos: The northern. At Lille-Lens-you-know
Pierre: Not really but alright
Carlos: Near the Belgium border
Stoffel: Hi 👋
Seb: LET'S INVADE FRANCE
Daniil: I'M IN
Romain: NO YOU'RE NOT
Jenson: Jesus Christ...
Timo: I swear this is a fever dream...
Hulk: My neighbors had a chicken called Napoleon
Pierre: Okayyyyyy....???????
Hulk: They killed it...
Pierre: I hate you.
Hulk: Hehe
Kevin: Shut up Nico
Nico: What did I do?
Lewis: Nothing, darlin', go back to sleep
Nico: Fine...
Hulk: Back to the point of this conversation
Danny: I died again...
Max: This time in Minecraft...
Michael: I'm so done with you guys...
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I'm by the way, SO SO, SO, SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IN DECADES 😭😭😭
But, well, everything's kinda fucked up right now and I need to recharge without a charger basically. A 6 years friendship ends and she hates me now kinda, I don't know guys, it's confusing and overwhelming and mathematics bullies me non-stop but I'll try to write again, I promise 🫶
Another thing, these stories and all the others are purely imagination and for your entertainment. It's not true, especially when I bring in traumas etc. (I just realized how much they actually suffer in my stories, oops). It's just for fun and to entertain you guys!!!
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F1 Group Chat ◇ 2016 EDITION
FanficMy lovely Stroopwafels, it's time for a new group chat. As you can see it's a 2016 edition. So, 7 years ago. The good old times eh? 🥹 BoyxBoy DriverxDriver
