Chris
Christiaaaaaaaan
What did you do
Your son's in my garage
Danny's in your garage?
Yes
Why?
Don't ask me man, I dunno
Meh
You should
Why?
'Cause it's your driver
And son
Well yes
So...
Oh...
OH!!!
WHAT???
That's interesting 🍿
Tell meeeeeeee
He's nearly chopping Lewis head off
Deserved
Hey!!
IT'S THE TRUTH
Nico was quite often in our garage and man, I'm fucking worried
DO SOMETHING
WHAT AND HOW?!
I DON'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR DRIVER
Whatever
Good luck in 2017
Good luck to you too
Toto changed 'Chris' to 'idiotic squirrel'
Christian changed 'Toggo' to 'stupid giraffe'
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F1 Idiots
Group
Mika: Everyone healthy again?
Stoffel: YES FINALLY OMG FUCKING HELL THIS BITCH LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN THE WHOLE TIME
Pascal: ✨️Germanic magic✨️
Stoffel: I hate that magic
Kimi: New problem
Mika: Oh, what happened?
Seb: I WANT MY PAPAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kimi: Don't cry Sebby
Seb: PAPA 😭😭😭😭😭
Romain: It's okay Sebby, calm down a little. We will find your Papa, don't you worry!
Seb: Yes?
Romain: I promise!
Mike: I really have to go, c ya
Jenson: Bye?
Romain: Is Kimi with you?
Seb: HELP THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE 😭😭😭
Kimi: It's okay kulta I'll come to as soon as possible
Seb: BUT PEOPLE 😭😭😭😭😭
Pascal: Wait, why's he here?!
Stoffel: WHO WHERE WHAT WHY
Hulk: OH SHIT NORBERT IS HERE AND THE REST OF THE DRIVERS AND HIS SO CALLED SIBLINGS AND MIKA HELP
Mika: You guys need to stay calm or look like you are at least and do not touch him
Mika: NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Nando: I told them we now kinda did a circle around him yk?
Mika: Yeah yeah his dad is on his way
Mike: Try and talk to him
Mika: Boy I don't know about you but when I need to be somewhere and I take my car I normally don't text
Mike: Sorry c ya later
Mika: Bye
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Sorry for not posting anything recently, I had a lot going on but yeah, let's see
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F1 Group Chat ◇ 2016 EDITION
FanfictionMy lovely Stroopwafels, it's time for a new group chat. As you can see it's a 2016 edition. So, 7 years ago. The good old times eh? 🥹 BoyxBoy DriverxDriver
