Watered Down Diary

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Number 1

America listened to 'I'm too sexy' as a coping mechanism after Mexico broke up with him. Infact, that's how he copes, father disowns you? The world hates you for an unspoken but definitely agreed reason but you can easily destroy them by breathing but they're all nice to your fa- MOAI EMOJI! I mean, listen to 'I'm too sexy'

Number 2

When ever someone stares at Canada a little to long he denies somthing the person didn't even ask, and it's do stupid too.

Someone: *stares at Canada in his beauty*
Canada:
Canada: N-no! My wifi is not powered by maple syrup!! *runs away*

Number 3

One the topic of someones orbs practaly stabbing you, whenever someone stares at Russia he makes eye contact for 5 seconds and squats away. I don't know how to explain it but I do it to weird people out:

Weirdo: *staring*
Me: *eye contact*
Them:
Me: *random gesture/npc wave*
Them:
Me: *scuttles away*
Yeah

Number 4

Everytime Massachusetts dresses up as a witch for Halloween the rest for the states put them through a very realistic Salem Witch Trail, Mass has almost died each time

Number 5

Ukraine is color changing. But not in a typical 2018 edgy gacha bad boy way. No. Ukraine will change colors in cold water, and warm water, infact, when I think about it everyone I've drowned does that-
(but Ukraine's colors get saturated when way to hot and muted when to cold) (not in a normal way)

Number 6

America can just take off one of his stars and use the state he picked off like Pokémon of course he summons the stateball, not the actual state.

Number 7

Britain can use his middle finger, and he uses it on Wales the most

Number 8

Everytime Alabama and Ohio go to Arby's the order 'shit sandwich' also known as any roast beef sandwich on the menu. And when Hawaii comes with them she chants roast beast.