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My day but it's quotes

The realization in 2nd period:
Me: I HAVE GATEEEE I CAN SKIP CLASS!!

The wtf moment in 4th period aka scince:
Me: Google what the fuck is a Kilometer

Gate:
C: (my name) chan
Me: oh
C: *cutting paper* p a p e r c h a n
Me: oh
C: I don't even know what 'chan' means
Me: who does? Anime weebs?
C: *messes up cutting the paper* AAGHH NO I CUT TO MUCH!
C: I have nothing to live for now! *pretends to stab self with scissors*
Me: no, you still haven't married K yet!
C: Oh yes K-chan!

The next day:

Me: every time I'm early everyone else is late
The other kid who happened to come before school started: and who are you?

C: hey K-chan
Me: *giggle*
K: don't EVER call me that again!
C: *looks at his lunch box* Capybara Chan! *kisses the gosh darn lunch box*
K:
Me:

J: yeah??
Me: J-chan
J: the VIOLATION-

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