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I hand this in head rant about why I'm afraid of the people who have THE STRENGTH and the COURAGE to reveal their faces on this website.

Here's how it went:

I've seen like 3 people put their faces on this website like?? H O W why you got the strength to do that? Man I literally have to sit with myself for 2 hours just to comment on ANYTHING! Talk? The frack is that? Nuh uh sis. Share ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING about myself? Nuh uh, you stuttering and sweating and wanting to kill yourself for each word and when you explain anxiety go UP

and I kind of expected Bored Rat to look like a Disney princess. Don't ask why-

And Maplewooden

Idk

Like my cousin Ari?? The people on this app might have forgotten about her appearance in my first story and part 1 of The States! But she's there. I expect Maple to look like a mix of Ari and my other cousin who I'll call..... JAY-Z she's saved in my brother's contracts as JAYZ and I'm still not over the fact that he calls Pikachu Pika-sneeze. AND THAT'S WHY HE'S A GIRL IN MY CONTACTS

and Jayz the actual jay-z? Don't know what he looks like. I think he looks like usher. Personally Usher gives my EWWWWWWW LADY BONER GONE G- vibes.

Like he reminds me of the guy on tiktok who's like: What would you do if *licks lips* we were at a red light and... *aggressively licks lips* we made eye contact? *Gross ass stare*

Personally I'd flip him off because PEDO SPOTTED I'M LIKE 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU BI-




















And that was it.

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I'M STILL A PEACE OF GARBAGEEE

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