Watered Down Diary

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I felt like I needed some cut scenes from the states
So

Tennessee: today I'll be Googling how old Russia is-
About 3 minutes later
Tennessee: WHY AM I OLDER THAN HIM

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Alabama: this information has given me one more reason to ship RusAme
Ohio: what's the first?
Alabama: the fact that they are *technically* related
Ohio:
Alabama: wanna hear another one?
Ohio: n-
Alabama: France and Britain are related
Georgia: so is like- half of Europe
Oklahoma: are we going to ignore the fact that the whole RusAme thing feels illegal?
Tennessee: bitch, what do you think we're talking about?
Kentucky: this information would also make Japan and Australia Alabama shippers
West Virginia: I fucking hate my life now
Virginia, on Google: literally none of us are younger than him, not even Hawaii
Louisiana: *slowly backing out of the room*
Mississippi: *calling 911*

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Tennessee:
South Carolina: why are you even called TENnessee? You aren't the tenth state
Tennessee: it's a Yu-
North Carolina: from now on, your name shall be Hennessy
Tennessee: what the act-

Cursed states w/ Hennessy

Onennessee: What the hell
Twonnessee: this is hell
Threennessee: WE'RE ON A HIGH WAY TO HELL!
Fournnessee: welcome back to another episode of "What the hell" today well be going over who is who,
Sixnnessee: shouldn't you go over what the fuck happened?
Fivennessee: language
Fournnessee: no
Sevennessee: why should we? This is an episode of "wth"
Sixnnessee: unlike Florida, I WANT THIS TO MAKE SOME SENSE
Eightnnessee: Florida didn't even talk
Ninennessee: I forgot who I am
Elevennessee: Fournnessee, please continue
Hennessy: WHY WOULD SAY THAT! JUST SAY-
Elevennessee: shh, I want it to be confusing
Tennessee: so I'm the only who has a normal name?
Hennessy: you stole my name
Twelvennessee: actual TN, please put the knife down-

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