Watered Down Diary

Next School Dance Gonna Be Like:

Context: N is a girl who constantly keeps bugging me about marrying K(Chan). K is one of my best friends along with C, and C says random stuff like "I can smell colors, see words! TASTE SOUNDS!" and J is part of our friend group. M and L sit at Me and K's homeroom table. M is Muslim. And I am actually friend with N. S is C's brother and they are twins. CA Is a girl. And the P.E teacher is the DJ.

Me: *approaching K to tell him to marry C*
Me: hey, K
N: Ya'll should marry
Me: I'm sorry, WaHt?
J: K already has plans to marry C
N: who?
J: that guy *points at C and S*
N: oh. Well that's adultery.
Me: we're not adults tho??
K: *slowly runs away*

CA: this is really upsetting, they have on stage lights but not a SINGLE normal light is dimmed! The stage lights are BLUE and I'm being BLINDED!
M: are you going to have an asthma attack
Me: that's not-
CA: yes, *takes out inhaler*

P.E teacher: *starts playing cha cha slide*
Literally everyone: *starts cha cha sliding because mind control*

M: *at the consesion stand*
Random girl: gummy bears?
M: no
Random girl: apple sauce?
M: I'll take your entire stock!
C: *cuts M* no I'll take yOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!
M and C: *start throwing hands*

Me: if you try to cut me in line I'll throw hands
K: ok-
C: what?
K: she'll fight you I'd you skip her
C: ...throw hands?
Me: yes
C: but where?

Me:... You want me to but you takis?
M: yes
Me: what happened to your money?
M: I'm leaving early, get me takis.
Me: yes ma'am.

Me: WHERE IS THE BATHROOM I'M ABOUT TO THROW UP 5 GALLONS OF COCA COLA!?

Me: my a-
K: your what?
Me: my ummmm
K:??
Me: MY APARTMENT COMPLEX THAT I TOTALLY OWN!

C: *gaying*
K: *awkward acception*
Me: Ya'll should move to Canada
C: why?
J: gay marriage rights