Watered Down Diary

Crap Crap 2🎂🎉

Since I'm good at quotes I came up with a few that only people who know me personally are going to get.
Prepare to not understand
(this is all nicknames, first initials and actual usernames ) (except for ASS which are his initials but he is legitimate ass)

F7: I can't hang out tommorow, I'm too busy doing nothing alone, sorry

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K: if I ever see you guys in real life I'm screaming your URL as loud as I can
Mytamponjustfellout: I dare you

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ASS: *sneezes*
A: goodnight
B: *laugh*

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Thecocomelonscott: it's kind of funny how when you start to get older that you start to enjoy the things that you used to hate as a kid
Thecocomelonscott: like taking naps and gettin spanked.
Browniewife: that second one is kind of unexpected
Therealscott: but no one is disagreeing

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ShootIexist: Is that are knife or are you just happy?
M:
ShootIexist: Fuck yeah she's got a knife everyone run

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ADHDbro: what did you do with my headphones that are currently in my hand
Me: umm
ADHDbro: *picks up a flashlight*
ADHDbro: *aggressively flashes flashlight*
Me: you aren't going to give me epilepsy
ADHDbro: *flashes flashlight harder*
Me: I'm not going to have a stroke
ADHDbro: *starts waving the flashlight around*
Me: I'm going to stare at the flashlight as hard as I can.
ADHDbro: fine *throws the flashlight at my face*
Me: *starts doing the same thing to him*

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E: my favorite insect is a fly because its name is what it does.
C: so does a bee
Z: ah, yes, the allusive bee, known for beeing

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C: I like undertale and history
A: ah yes, papyrussiansovietanthem