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The aftermath

What in the name of all that was holy had I just done?

It was a moment that could only be described as a swirling vortex of regret, the kind that makes Gu Wei questioned every life decision he had ever made. In the depths of his mind, chaos reigned supreme. In the heat of the moment (which he was unconscious), his lips had danced with Lan Wangji's in a fevered frenzy, and now he was left with the aftermath.

It's one thing after another... Why do I always ended up in this kind of situation?!

He dove under the sanctuary of his blanket, desperately seeking refuge from the scorching embarrassment that threatened to consume him. His cheeks burned with a fiery intensity, as if they were competing for the title of "Brightest Shade of Red." With trembling fingers, he tentatively brushed against his swollen lips, a tangible reminder of the passionate madness that had overtaken him.

In that moment, Gu Wei couldn't help but curse the most swear words that he had ever uttered in his entire existence. How had he become entangled in this whirlwind romance with another man from another strange universe? Surely, there must have been a cosmic mix-up along the way. But alas, here they were, two souls in a sea of chaos, bound together by fate's twisted sense of humor.

Is this funny to you, Gods?  Do you enjoy watching me doing stupid things?

And so, as Gu Wei surveyed the wreckage of his dignity, he couldn't help but laugh humorlessly. After all, what else could he do in the face of such ridiculousness? Life, it seemed, had decided to play a grand comedic prank on him.

But hey, who needs sanity when you've got love, right?

Or at least, that's what he tried to convince himself as he recalled more of his shameful acts.

*****

Not too long ago...

When he finally awoke from the fog of disorientation, he found himself in a state of disarray. His robe now hung loosely from his shoulders, the fabric barely clinging to his upper form. It was a sight that could only be described as a cliché seductive move from some overplayed drama, the kind that made hearts race and cheeks flush in heated anticipation. But there was nothing glamorous about this moment. No, instead, there was only a heavy sense of embarrassment weighing down on Gu Wei's chest. 

...What the fuck just happened? Why am I on top of him? And... Almost half naked... 

Then it came back to him, what he had done and how he ended up there. He could feel the weight of Lan Wangji's gaze on him, the intensity of it making his skin prickle with a mixture of shame while the fire in him still burning bright. 

Oh... shit. I did this...

The room crackled with a tension so thick, uncertainty and longing waltzed together, creating a heady atmosphere that threatened to suffocate Gu Wei. Desire hung heavy in the air, mingling with the intoxicating scent of aroused pheromones. It coursed through his veins, making him feel like a live wire. His body seemed to have a mind of its own, radiating heat as if it were trying to outshine the sun. And here he was, sitting on the alpha's hip like it was the most comfortable sofa and as he was hard as a rock. If he didn't know any better, he would've thought he was turning into a statue.

But the real star of the show was the man beneath him. Gu Wei could feel the unmistakable presence of something impressive poking against his thankfully clothed bosom. It throbbed with energy, as if it is alive. 

Oh my god, is that a baguette or an elephant trunk?

With hormones running rampant and a well-endowed companion making its presence felt, it was like being caught in a raunchy comedy skit. If this wasn't a recipe for some hilarious hijinks, then Gu Wei didn't know what was. He gulped at the thought of it.