Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPER 4

With the door closed behind you, your adventure will truly begin... the power of adventure shines within you.

"So...Kris...this is the field of hopes and dreams."
"Look, a sign."
Enemies ahead! You're gonna die! SIGNED, Lancer
RUDINN DREW NEAR!
"Okay Kris. This is our first real battle. You remember what to do, right?"
"Gems."
"OOHEHEHHEAHHAHHA"
"That was...quite anticlimactic.
If you're reading this, you're probably dead.
"Yeah, Ralsei, how about we skip the death threats?"

"OHOHO! The clowns have arrived!"
"Where's Susie?"
"You fools, you're too late to stop me!"
"What did you do to her?"
"Simple! She beat me up and I ran away!"
"Again...kind of anticlimactic."

As we make our way through the field, watching as Susiezilla starts destroying literally everything within a 5 mile radius, we walk into the quote on quote maze of death.
"Ooh, look, a white ribbon! It increases defense. I'd think it'd look great on you!"
"Um..."
They're so...nice...
I put on the ribbon on Ralsei instead.
"K-kris, you're giving it to me?"
"Well, you've been so nice to everyone."
"Well? How do I look? Is it pretty?"
Ability: Cuteness
"Absolutely adorable. I could hug you twenty more times."
"Aw, thanks! Though I don't know if it does well with damage."

"Hohoho! You're about to find out!"
Three Hathy's Appeared!
"Uh..."
X-Flatter
"I'm making tea, do you want some?"
"Hey! I want some tea!"
"Kris, not actually!"
"Hey, aren't you supposed to get thrashed right now?"
"You have a team made entirely of support enemies. Their bullet patterns aren't stable. It's like a dinner with three glasses of milk."
"...and that's unusual, somehow?"
"Can we talk about this later? I'm sparing the Hathy's."
Me: So, uh, are we just taking random dialogue from deltarune?
"Pretty much."
Me: coo- oh I broke the 4th wall again.
GOD
DAMMIT

"Kris, we won! We got 0 EXP and 96 D$."
"How much do I get?"
"You...lost. You get nothing."
"Oh...can I have yours?"
"NO!"

"God. Freaking. Damn it. Freaking doors."
"Uh, Susie, how'd you get past the spikes?"
"Walked through them. But this door sucks."
"Susie...we need YOU to finish the puzzle. Sometimes, proceeding will take all 3 of us."
Noelle coming in hyperventilating
" woah woah woah *breathing* DID YOU JUST SAY PROCEED?"
TAKE TWO

"And, um, only Kris can seal the fountain..."
"The what now?"
"Oh! I forgot. Your SOUL is much stronger than us monsters, and can stop the darkness!"
"So you're saying I have to stick with you guys."
"Yep!"
"...let's just get this over with."
"Yay! Susie's back on the team! Cue the fanfare!"
Susie joined the party!
"..."
Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated!

"Oh, look! A...poker chip with legs."
*Check
"That's C. round."
"Oh! Maybe we should teach Susie ACTing! I think she'd like that!"
C.Round attacked violently!
*You told C.Round about Susie's attack. It doesn't seem to hear you..."
"Hey, wait. Why the hell are you giving the ENEMY advice?"
"So we don't hurt it?"
"Hurting it's the point, moron. It attacked us. So it dies. Simple, right?"
"What if the enemy's nice?"
"There's a word for that. Letting us strike first."
"Urgh, you IDIOTS! It got away!"

"(Kris, is Susie always like this?)"
"(That's just her.)"

"Um, Susie, what I suppose you missed what I said earlier...as heroes, we have the power to make a peaceful future. So, from now on, let's try to avoid fighting, ok?"
"I have an axe for a reason."
"What if you, uh, took it easy on them?"
If you weaken an enemy, I can use my PACIFY spell. Which can put exhausted monsters to sleep."
"Yeah, I already see that"
"Well, um, think about it! (We might need to warn some enemies about Susie)"

Approaching a place that's clearly labelled shop, we stop to go eat.
"Um, Susie, coming with us?"
"Nah. I'd rather eat a puzzle piece."
Jigsawry: NO GOD PLEASE NO

"Welcome, kids."
"Oh, uh, I don't think we're kids anymore..."
"5 Darkburgers please."
"I'm not a burger joint! If you want your Darkburgers, go to DeckMonalds."
"But you have them, right?"
"...hold on."

"So how's your life out of school?"
"Well, my life's ok."
"I'm sure there's so many things out there!"
"Well, we have school."
"What's school?"
"...you've never had school?"
"We only have Kedgeookation." You see what i did there
"What's that?"
"It's when you teach people stuff."
"That's literally what school is for 8 hours."
"...Kris, I don't know how to say this, but..."
"...yes?"
"...Do...you know how I can get along with Susie? You seem like good friends with her..."
"Well, she likes cakes. That's a start."
"Well, can I bake cakes so that she won't make fun of me?"
"Thaaat's physically impossible."
"Oh..."
"Look, we've left Susie out for 5 minutes. There's gotta be someone she's fighting."
"Oh, right! Susie!"
"Make sure she doesn't kill someone for me, and if she does, please revive them."
"You got it, Kris!"
"Thanks. Also..."
"What?"
"Can...I..."
"You can ask me anything, Kris."
"Can I...hug you again?"
"Um...of course! You don't need to ask me! I love hugs!"
"Yeah, I learned from the shady puzzle guy. But I just always need to make sure you like them too."
"Of cour-"
*You hugged Ralsei.
"Kris..."
"I feel...so much better."
*The power of cuddles shines within you."
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