KRIS POV
"That screaming..."
"That's not Ralsei, dumbass."
"Um, you don't have to scream just because you like my outfit!"
"RALSEI?!"
"Oh! Kris, Susie! Umm, how may I serve you?"
"The hell are you doing?"
"RALSEI WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU"
"Queen didn't have a room for me, so...er...she made me into one of her butlers, instead..."
"Whatever!! Ralsei! Can you heal Lancer?!"
"O-oh!"
"Haha...it's...cold..."
"...Susie...I'm afraid...this is something I can't heal?"
"Wh-what?"
"Lancer is..."
Lancer turns to stone as Susie looks in bewilderment.
"Lancer?! Lancer, hey!"
"You see, each Dark Fountain creates a different world. A world whose Darkners reflect the will of its fountain. But, though those Darkners can exist their own worlds...they might not belong if they go to another one."
"...so can we help him?!"
"Yes. There is a way. Castle Town's Grand Fountain is made of pure darknness. As long as it stays flowing, any Darkner can live there."
"...So we just need to seal the fountain."
"Right."
"Alright. Lancer, we'll be back for you, buddy."
"Your friend...if we defeat queen, we can save him?"
"Uh, yeah. With me out of the way, Queen...is going to force Noelle to do her bidding. And if Noelle doesn't want to...she might make her face into a robot one."
"Oh damn I don't want that"
"Susie...could you...assist me in saving Noelle?"
"...huh? Me?"
"I...just can't do it by myself. But if you can help me...I have a plan."
"A plan?"
"I remember from Queen's tour of this place...there's a secret shortcut on the third floor. While Kris is distracting Queen, Susie will take the shortcut to reach Noelle, and transfer her to me on the roof. From there, I'll bring her to a safe hiding spot...and together, we can all defeat queen!"
"...Alright, sure. We'll give it a shot. Better than nothing."
"Haha! Most excellent! Then....see you on the roof, fellow agent!"
"Alright, let's go! And, uh, Ralsei, would you freaking TAKE THAT OFF?"
"S-sorry!"
L8ta...
"Can I go in...by myself?"
"Uhh, sure, do whatever you want. I don't care."
I walk into the strange grey door.
Me first playing this: WHO'S READY FOR GASTA
TAKE TWO
HEY EVERY !
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.
SPAMTON!
"Aight advertisement boy, whatcha got for me?"
WELL, KRIS, WE HAVE A [Specil] DEAL! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]! AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHHHHAHA! BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE? LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING FOR [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] [[Designed BY the Classics You've Come to Expect! (C)1997]]
"Uhh...okay...so wha--"KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]. BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE. WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]
"Uhh, what's the price?"
KROMER. WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!! [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!
"Ok bye have a great time hope you break your neck"
"...what kinda creepy stuff were you buying anyway? Nah...like I even wanna know. Yikes."
"She said she hoped if it was candy, you'd share with her..."
"SHUT UP! (...Kris?)"
"You can have a Dark Candy. Found in the trash. Sweet, right?"
"Aw, hell yeah! Trash food is the best!"
lAeiTaH...
"Kris, why'd you make us come to this place with a bunch of Queen statues?
"Stay here."
"What? Stay?"
"Sure, whatever."
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hOoS rEdY fOuR AnUtHeR oPshUnEl bOs FiTe?
642 WODS WE CAN DO THIS I JUST NEED 6 MORE IN 2 DAYS NOT INCLUDING THIS ONE ITS LIKE 5 PM I DON'T THINK IM MAKING ANOTHER
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Ty but it's also kind of annoying I get a notif for every chapter lol
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