Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 42: Aw shit, here we go again

KRIS POV

It's nice that we can finally get out of there and back into home.
"Oh, Kris! You...you brought Ralsei with you, too."
"...Is there something wrong with that?"
"N-no, not at all! Um...how about you play some, what was it called, Super...Smasher Fight?"
Writer: *trying not to cringe*
"Uh, okay."
I start to go upstairs.
"Ralsei, can we talk?"
"...Yes, ma'am?" Ralsei shudders.
"I don't...approve of such relationships between you and Kris."
"Why? I'm like you."
"...Kris...do you really love them?"
"Yes, of course."
I sit on the staircase listening to their conversation.
"That's the thing...please don't get attached. Kris's been so different now that you're gone."
"Mom."
Toriel darts her head at me.
"Yes, my child?"
"I love him. I don't care what you think."
"My child, watch your attitu-"
"Ralsei, come with me."

I bring Ralsei to my room.
"DON'T IGNORE M-"
"...Why does she hate me?"
"Well, probably because Asriel's been making her so tense and she doesn't really like me...you know..."
I peck him on the cheek.
"That."
"I think I have an idea...do you have a microphone?"
"Yeah."
Ralsei screams "PIE"
"WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?"
Ralsei shows pie
"Nevermind date Kris gubye"
"That...worked...surprisingly well."

"I think the command spell works for at least another da-"
"Wait wait wait wait wait, you know how to HYPNOTIZE people?"
"Uhh..."
"Oh, Ralsei, I'm so proud of you!"
"So, uh, sleepover?"
"Only if Susie and Noelle come. Let's go to Noelle's place first, ok?"
I knock the door.
"Hi, Noel-why is Susie in your house?"
"Kris don't say anything or I'll strangle you."
"No, it's just...DAP ME UP SUSIE"
"EYYYYYYY"

Writer: Aw shit im getting omori vibes no wait NO DON'T GO TO SLEEP DON'T

lEyTaH...

Susie sleeps on the couch with Noelle as Ralsei snuggles into bed.
"Goodnight, Kris."
"Night, Rals...ei..."

Shit.
"Hey, Chara."
"..."
"What?"
"im ded."
"Why-"
"VESSEL, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW YOUR KNIFE AT ME?"
"I meant to-"
"Send them back to Geno Undertale. And as for you..."
Player turns to me.
"I've had enough running from you."
PLAYER slashes their scythe. You took 90 Damage!
Down...
"Time to start a genocide."
Continue Reset
*TIMELINE

Befriended Ralsei: ON
Befriended Susie: ON
Location: FOHAD (Field Of Hopes And Dreams)

"What's this Rudinn thing-"
Player slashes with their scythe. The rudinn runs away-
"Oh no you don't."
Player obliterates it.
"...Kris, what the hell just happened?"
"What? I'm just trying to get stronger."
"O...okay..."

"I just wanna be frien-" A Jigsawry starts.
PLAYER slashes their scythe.
*OBLITERATED
PLAYER got stronger.

"It's my god damn birthday and I ain't dying!"
PLAYER slashes their scythe.
*OBLITERATED
PLAYER got stronger.

Player, why?
Italics is player since you know kris is kinda just existing in their own mind
Jeez, I'm not sharing some kinda backstory crap or any a that. This is just a game! I play the game, for FUN.

"Hi, The Fun Gang!"
PLAYER slashes their scythe.
"Wait...*cough* *cough* how the fuck did they do that?"
"No no no no no, Lancer, you can't die. Ralsei, can you--?"
Ralsei shakes their head. Lancer's body turns to dust.
*OBLITERATED
PLAYER got stronger.
"...Susie, are you alright?"
"...Seal the fountain. Everything's fine. Just go."
"I told you, I need to-"
"GO!"

Player, you need to stop doing this!
Since when where YOU the one in control?

My body is instantly put down to the ground as I black out.
Now let's have a little fun.

CH2
"Kris...that's the wrong way-"
"See that thing?"
"Yeah-"
"Freeze it."

"Kris...I don't think that I should-"
"Freeze it."
*IceShock
One down.

SOME ICESHOCKING LATER

"...I think...I'm going to head home."
Welp. That solves that.
YOU KILLED BERDLY?
WE killed.
I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DAMN BODY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE KILLED?
C'mon, I know you wanted him to die.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Killing for fun?
You should try it.

"HEY [Murderer]! SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN [ExterminatingBadSmells!] BUT NOW...
I HAVE NO ONE TO [Talk 2]! YOU'VE KILLED                      EVERYTHING!"
"Snowgrave."
"WHAT? A [Snowcone] [Graveyard]?"
"Snowgrave."
"SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO [Calm Down Exercises] OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE I'M JUST GONNA [Keep Up The Good Work!]"
"Snowgrave."
"CAN YOU STOP [Repeating myself]-"

You've...you've killed. What do you want now?
Who said I just wanted to kill in Dark World?
No. You wouldn't. You wouldn't murder the underground.
We'll see =)

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...Well, shit, wouldya want me to do? Do some funny stuff  in the end of the Chapter? Fuk no

739 words, looks like we're doing a LOT OF MONOLOGUING NOW, EEHEEHEE!

...what, can only jevil say that?
That's racist.
Species...ist?
Chaos...ist?
They say do something funny on camera
BUT YOUR GUYS'S FUNNY IS STUPID IT'S LIKE

HAHA STICKING OUT YOUR GY nope nope can't do it

shout out to...actually no one, because no people like this universe :(

That's not good...I want people to look at me monologue and kill people!

Sorry I was gone for a whi-HOLY SHIT PLAYER STOP USING MY PLOT KEYBOARD

What? I can show you what I typed.
Blah blah blah...something about...you broke the 4th wall.
So?
GO TO THE FUCKING TIME OUT CORNER I'MA SEND IN FRISK TO BEAT YOUR ASS
Well shit can I at least be in next Chapter?
Sigh...yes, I need you for next chapter for plot devices.
YAYYYYYYY