Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 6

Now crossing the 118 by 4 chessboard, Lancer yet again comes around.
"Hohoho...you boisengirls better turn back!"
"Lancer! What is it this time!"
"Hohoho...I'm simply warning you!"
"Something EXTREMELY dangerous is ahead!"
DUN
"Hohoho! It's actually inconvenient!"
DUN
"Ha! I can't go home because of it!"
"Wh...what is it?"
It's the poker chip dude Susie pummelled earlier.
"Oh, hey, buddy!"
"THAT?? THAT'S what you're afraid of?"
"Wow, purple girl! You aren't afraid?"
"Why would I be? What's it gonna do?"
"Well, usually..."
after teleporting to an alternate dimension, getting Mario's random mushroom crown from a random dimension and wearing it, it goes up to 6 times its size and gets...legs.

"It crushes people to death, I think."

*Here it comes!
*You and Ralsei bowed. K.ROUND bowed back. It's crown loosened!
"That's it, Kris! The power of...manners. At least it works! If we can get its crown off...it should turn back into a little guy! Susie! Help us bow at it!"
"Nah. Its crown'll come off...when I crash it to the ground!"
"...Susie, can you please not try and kill it for once?"
"What does that mean?"

I continue bowing when...K.Round takes out...Oat-Milk.
*K.ROUND felt stressed out and attacked! K.Round Practiced self-care! 300 HP regain! K.Round's HP and Attack went up!?"
"Susie! Please stop!"
"Pshh, and make it think that I'm afraid of it?"

Thankfully, before Susie did any real damage, we had practiced formal etiquette to the point that K.ROUND rolls away.

"We...we did it!"
"Wow! You clowns really ARE heroes! You saved the next twenty minutes of my life!"
"Yeah, yeah, I am pretty great, aren't I?"
"Uh, Susie, not to downplay on your contributions, but, you...didn't really help at all. You only made everything worse by attacking it. If you had just acted nice to it in the first place...we could have avoided that entire battle entirely."
"Huh? Are you FOR REAL? That thing was BLOODTHIRSTY! The onyl thing keeping it at bay was MY AX!"
"And, earlier, you terrorized those troops..."
"Those guys were ENEMIES they're for terrorizing."
"Yeah! She's right!"
"And before that, you ate an innocent person's cake..."
"Cakes...are also my enemy."
*Shows badge
"I'M PART OF THE DIABETES PREVENTION GROUP"

Take Two

"...Susie...whether you like it or not, you're a hero. One with the power to bring peace to the future. Could you please start...acting like one?"
"...Yeah, when you lay it out like that, I've been a pretty bad hero, haven't I....Alright Ralsei. You got it. I'll change my ways. From now on,  I won't be such a rotten hero anymore. I'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead!"
"R-really?! You're going to be on my team?"
"Yeah, sounds way easier, honestly."
"Susie! You can't just-"
"Quiet, Toothpaste Boy! Susie is MY comrade now!"
"Hahaha, yeah, Toothpaste Boy!"
"We're gonna have monogramed T-shirts!"
"Yeah!"
"And sleepovers! And tell eachother everything!"
"Uh, sure? Anyway, see you guys never."
"Haha! If you can even make it that far!"

"Uh, Kris...perhaps I shouldn't have been so hard on her...but, I jsut worry that if Susie is too eager to fight...then, well, let's just be kind to her, OK, Kris? I'm sure Susie'll come around soon!"
"Are...you ok?"
"Uh, yeah, why?"
"You're...shaking..."
"I...I just wish that Susie were here. We could fulfill the prophecies, all the stories I've been told since I was a little kid.(A.N. See what I did there cuz he's a goat :3)
"Were you ever called insults or anything?"
"Oh, god, no! Everyone in my castle town is very kind to anyone and everyone as long as their do the same!"
"So...this is your first times getting insulted?"
"Yes, but Toothpaste Boy? What does that even mean?"
"I think it means you're...you know what? Don't ask. It'll hurt you."
"Oh...ok."
"It's fine...Susie's just like this."
*You hug Ralsei.
"I'll never leave unless I have to...but..."
"But what, Kris?"
"I'll always be with you..."

"In the dark..."
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Just realized that because I'm writing way more words it's already like half the reading time of Power of DT :P