Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 8

Kris POV

Since the pinto bean is too lazy to talk about everything that happened in the forest, here's five seconds worth of what happened.
Ralsei: What type of boys do you like?
Clover head 1"Nice ones, like I am! Fluffy! Glasses! That's it!"
Clover head 2 "Cute ones! Hmm hmm~" Glasses are cute, I think...
Clover head 3 "None...um, I mean, all." HIM??? ...err, sure.
*Kris comes out of nowhere dual wielding twisted swords
"MY FLUFFY BOIS"

Butt N E Ways

"Oh, woe! Woe is me...! Rows and rows of woes and woes! If only a hero could help..."
"Lancer? Is everything alright?"
"Oh, I'm not Lancer! I'm just a sweet little boy!"
"Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache."
"As a disguise."
"It really sucks then, it just makes you look stupider."
"So what kind of help do you need?"
"Therapy"

TAKE TWO IS SPONSERED BY JURAGAN SETEE

"See, I have this EVIL PLAN that I need to make..."
"...and why does a 'sweet boy' need an evil plan?"
"To impress his cool friend Susie!!!"
"...Kris, if it's for friendship..."
"I suppose it's ok. For now I guess."
"well then, we'll help. What do we do?"
"It's all on the paper, you delicious apple!"
RANDOM BLUEPRINTS COME OUTTA NOWHERE
"Just fill it with the most evil thing you can imagine! H ho ho! Let the Clown generated content begin!"
CREATE A MACHINE TO THRASH YOUR OWN ASS
Presented by Lancer Industries
(Which we just made up right now)

"Why...is there a duck? I mean...haha, I gotta pick it."
"I mean, Kris...I guess we can just say that that's the most evil thing we can imagine! A duck!"
"Wow! Looks nasty! Are you sure you aren't evil?"
"Thankfully, Lancer, no, we aren't evil. We just have a knack for it!"
"Haha! Tricked you, idiots! Never do something someone else can do for you! Wait...it's...just a duck? Guys This evil plan...sucks ass."
"Am I at fault in any way shape or form?"
"Nah, you're good!"
"Oho! The bad guys get off scot-free again! Thrash-you-later clowns!"

We gotta head Ralsei's signature word
"Okay."
lEiTa...
"It's nice Susie's with Lancer. She found a place to fit in."
"These birds are pissing me off...I am the original Starwalker"
"Uhh..."
"Do you want to piss me off?"
"No...you're the original Starwalker."
"You aren't pissing me off. I am the original Starwalker"
lEiTa times two...
"So, er, ready to be a good guy again, Susie?"
"Nah. Gotta say being a bad guy is pretty sweet. Not only is it WAY more fun that being good, but my teammates are proud of my work."
"Earlier, Susie ate a pinecone off the floor. It gave her a terrible stomach ache. It was very brave and cool?"
"SEE? Finally, RESPECT!"
"How's the thrash machine designing going?"
"The WHAT machine?"
"The machine...we had a whole sequence about it?"
"Oh, that. Yeah, we'll make it at the last minute."
"You two should REALLY start working on it earlier..."
"WHAT'S with the lecture? I didn't come here for a second dad!"
"Heheh, yeah, you tell him!
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I'm not getting the egg because how unnatural would it be to just like be walking left and right 10,000 times

"Kris what are you doing?"
"Getting brain damage. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool."
"Kris what are you doing now?"
"So cool. So cool. So cool."
"KRIS!"
"So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool."
"SHUT THE F*annoying dog bork*K UP KRIS!"
"So cool. So cool. So cool."
*Get's random handy dandy automatic M-16 Assault Rifle*