Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 18

KRIS POV

"Ralsei, do we really have to-"
"Kris. You heard what I said."
"...fine..."
"Susie! Blue guy! Don't worry! I'll go and help you, too!"
"Er, wait, Lancer! Perhaps you shouldn't"
"Too late, kindboy! Friendship Forme! My name is LANCER AND I LIKE TO
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"

*Lancer was added to your Key Items.
"...what? Where'd you go?"
"Don't worry, purple one! I just entered your INVENTORY! I'll just be hanging out in Kris's pocket!"
"Dunno what that means, but ok!"

Of course, Lancer goes straight to eating my phone.
"No-Lancer, stop! Where's your da-oh wait."
"Feare not! I too, shall Assisteth!"
"No one wanted you here. We're good."
"Ahahaha, quite! Wem as a teame- art good!"

*ROULXS became a Key Item even though no one wanted that.

"...welp. At least he won't be eating my phone."

"I will also join"
"STARWALKER-wait, weren't you from that movie called galaxy battle?" (Star war fans be coming for me)
Welp, apparently my pocket can hold a pirate, a jack of spades, and a fictional character you see on fricking tv.

*THE ORIGINAL STARWALKER became a Key Item.
"...Alright, enough already. Let's get going."

Susie walks out, leaving me and Ralsei behind.
"Good luck today, Kris. See you soon!"
"...bye."

"Dude, Kris, let's go."
"Okay."

My body starts levitating as my armor and sword melt away.

"Goodbye Kri...is..."
"...bye."

RALSEI'S POV

God, why do I always have to screw things up?
"You're not a screw up."
I turn around. Nothing's...there.
"Kris?"
No response. (FORESHADOWING)

Why does Kris...always have that expression? They've...never smiled. Was I not...caring enough? Was I not encouraging enough? Not helpful enough?
"I can't smile because...he...he d..."
"Who?"
"He...he died."
"Who died?"
"MY FUCKING BROTHER DIED IN A CAR CRASH-"

Me reading this again: If I had a nickel for every book that the goat boi died, I'd have 3 nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened THRICE."

"It's ok. It's not your fault. And I...I-"
"KRIS! STOP TALKING TO THE DOOR AND LET'S GO TO THE GOD DAMN LIBRARY"
"S-sorry, Ralsei. I l-"
What...were they going to say?

I go back to renovating my room. Do something nice for yourself, they said.
I can...maybe...bake a cake while they're gone...
We have everything in here. I suppose I can make a butterscotch cinnamon pie...

KRIS'S POV

"Welp, guess we HAVE to do our school project...where...should we do this?"
Oh, crap, right. I promised Noelle that I'd bring Susie over so they can *heh* STUDY
Writer: Shut the [$3.99!] up ya [HyperlinkBlocked]
TAKE TWO

"Alright. We're here. Yay. School. Goddamn. Project. Books. God. Damn. Crazy about them."
"Susie, you don't need to swear everytime you see something educational-"
"Hey, where the hell is everybody?"
"I don't know."
"...something seems kinda...off."
"Maybe?"
"SCREW IT LET'S JUST GO PLAY SPACE PINBALL IN THE COMPUTER LAB"
Susie opens the door only for it to be plunged into darkness.
"Susie. Tell me I'm on drugs."
"If you're on drugs you probably gave me some."
It's another dark fountain. WHADDYA KNOW. They really want the world to go boom boom, don't they?

"It's like...the inside of the closet? Kris, you don't think this could be..."
"It's another dark world, duh."
"Well. Guess this means we can't start our project...unless. You know. Kris. If there's a Dark Fountain in there. You can seal it...and it'll turn back into the computer lab, right? So what's it gonna be, Kris?"
"We can use the computer at my house, ya idiot."
"...Kris, you're right. Like, you said correct fact. But you made a mistake. The mistake of knowing me. Cause when I see a big pit, all I wanna do is jump in. And as long as you're with me...I'm dragging you in too!"
Writer: *looks at the dialogue again* PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait oh oh OH OH OH OHHHHHH GOD

TAKE THREE
"C'mon, Kris!"

At least...
At least I might see Ralsei again.

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Guys I am so sorry

So basically I'm playing this game
and my mom's like
"watchu playin"
"Notin"
"Just tell me watchu playin"
"Why do u care"
"just tell me"
"Why"
"just tell me i won't get mad"
"ok im playin minecrap"
AND THEN THE QUEEN'S INTERNET SHUTS DOWN BECAUSE GUESS WHAT

SHE GOT MAD

GOD
DAMNIT

AND WHEN THE QUEEN'S INTERNET SHUTS DOWN
I CAN'T POST CHAPTERS ABOUT KRIS KISSING THEIR BR-I mean uhhhhhhhh