Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 37

THANK FOR 800 EYEBALLS

KRIS POV

"God, it's raining like crazy," Susie says.
"Oh, sweet, umbrellas."
it's time for a continual joke
"I can share one with ra-"
"I'll get one for me and no-"
AWKWARD SILENCE
"Aw, crap, there's only 4 of them." Frisk counts the umbrellas.
"Well, if you share one with me and two people share one, that'll be 3, plus Monster Kid."

*Frisk somehow puts the entire umbrella in their pocket.
I put my umbrella over Ralsei, making sure to cover all of him.
"Kris...leave some for yourself."
"It...it's okay. I'm fine."
"Well, I think it's okay!"
"(Psst, hey, Kris...WHY THE HELL DOES NOELLE WANT A SMALLER UMBRELLA?"
"(Obviously so she can be closer to you. Aren't you two an...item? EH? EH?)"
"...oh wait guys monster kid"

"Yo, sweet! You guys all got umbrellas?"
"Yeah. And we got one for you, too."
"Sweet!"
"So, uh, do you want to tell us more about...that...murdery fish?" Ralsei asks.
"Undyne? She's SOOOOOOOOO cool. She beats up bad guys and never loses. Man, if I was a human...I'd wet the bed every night knowing she was gonna beat me up!"
(;0_0)
"Yep guys we're not people we're genderless hoomans"

SOME UNDYNE IS SO COOL LATER

"This ledge is too steep...you wanna see Undyne, right? Climb onto my shoulders."
"You know...we could just get that conveniently placed ladder over there-"
"IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
"Uhh...okay."
"NYAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh frick."
"Are you good at dodging spikes?" Chara asks.
"Uhh...I'm pretty good."
"WELL RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNN"
OH GOD
Another spike scrapes my knee as I reach a dead end.
"I got you now, you freak."
Undyne cuts...the freaking floor in half.
Well that was stupid.
"You realize we're literally right here and you could have easily captured the humans and-ah, screw it."
PLEASE SCREAM FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
"oh noooooooooooooo"

to the underworld we goooooo

bloop

"Where...are we? GOD DAMNIT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"

"Looks like I'm oka-ssssssss...forgot about when Undyne pierced me in the knee." My leg was bruised and a giant cut was in the middle.
"Kris...I can't...I can't heal you." Ralsei had run out of magic...for now.
"Nah, Ralsei, I'm fi-ow..."
"Hey, uh, Kris..." Susie steps up to me.
"No, it's okay, Susie, you don't need to heal-"
"Can...can Noelle heal you?"
Noelle looks up, startled.
"H-huh? Me? I...I don't think I'll be able to do much..."
"C'mon."
"Susie's right...just try."

Your soul feels like new...35 health restored.
"Alright! How does it feel, Kris, you and your human buddies not knowing HEALING?"
ACT
*X-Flirt (Frisk, Chara)
"N-never mind..."

"Oh, look a dummy. LET'S BEAT IT UP!" Susie punched the dummy in the face.
"Uh, Susie, you might not want to do that!
"I'M A SPOOOKY ANGRY GHOST!"
"woooooooo."
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Me and Susie cast Red Buster."
"Well, ROLL FOR INITIA-"
"20."
"NOOOOOOOO"

Huh. So magic does work on ghosts.
"...sorry, i interrupted you, didn't i? as soon as i came over, your friend immediately left...oh no...you guys looked like you were having fun..."
-_-
"oh no...i just wanted to say hi...oh no..........."
"Uh...okay."
"well...i'm going to head home now...oh...umm...feel free to 'come with' if you want. but no pressure...i understand if you're busy...it's fine...no worries...just thought i'd offer..."
"Of course we'll go!

AT BLOOKY'S HOUSE

"you...you really came...sorry...i wasn't expecting that...you want something to eat? Do you want a ghost sandwich?"
"Uhh...how do we...eat that?" The sandwich floats through my hands.
"It's made of air. And uh...you can't bite it...sometimes i like to sit on the floor and feel like trash..."
"Ah, yes. My favorite past time as well."

GALAXY BACKGROUND

"Guys...are we on drugs?"
"If we are can I have some."
"well...bye, i guess..." 

"Guys, an echo flower!"
"Behind you."
"Wha-"
"NGAHHHHHH! Seven. Seven human souls. With the power of seven human souls, our king...King ASGORE Dreemurr...will become a god.
"Yeah, we get it, take the human's soul you're gonna take out your spear cut the crap."
"LISTEN, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"What's so good about the surface world anyway?"
"We don't have any KFC."
"Ah."
"SO NOW YOU MUST DI-"
"Hi Undyne!"
"YES! MONSTER KID! GO IN FRONT OF US!" *casually uses monster kid as a human meat shield.

*drags monster kid by the eye*
"Yo! You're not gonna tell my parents, are you?"
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