you make a joke about you being a cannibal

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Bryce- "Sup Bryce, you look good" "Wow, tell me something I don't kno-" "can I eat your arm?" You said in a serious way."Excuse me?" "I said I want to eat your arm" he didn't know if you were joking or not from your voice sounding so serious. "N-no?" He was kinda scared it was funny. "Why" "cus I need m-my arm....?" You couldn't hold it anymore and started laughing. He thought you went insane and started to leave. "WAIT NO , BRYCE IM KIDDING! HAHA I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR ARM! I SWEAR!" he came back surprisingly.  "You swear?" "On god my love" He sat next to you and you bit his cheek lightly and playfully so he wouldn't get hurt."YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T EAT ME!" "I SAID I WOULDN'T EAT YOUR ARM NOT YOUR FACE". It took him awhile to forgive you from that incident. Apparently he has a phobia of cannibals which you made fun of him for because his phobia had a long name and you kept calling him 'anthropophagusphobic' yes that's what it's called apparently.

Protag- "hey you look nice today!" He looks at you, he doesn't get many compliments so he's not used to receiving them. "Uh thanks?" That's when you decided to prank him "can i eat you!?" He calmly replied and said "no" You put his hand up to your mouth as if you were gonna bite it. He stared at you for a while until he decided to go along with it. "Noooo don't eat my hand" Turns out he knew you wouldn't do it and you just kissed his hand. After that you two watched the movie 'texas chainsaw massacre' for reasons. From that day one literally mot many pranks involving violence worked on him because he knew you wouldn't do it.

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