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He'll be the death of me (normal guy x shy reader)

This man was gonna be the end of you, both literally and figuratively. There was a another meeting discussing the problems with the company going on and ending in the next 2 minutes. Normal Guy or Norman as most people call him, always nitpicked at your work. Everytime it's: 'That looks a bit lazy, no? I'd appreciate it if you spoke up more, darling! Hmm, maybe we should move you to a different position. How come you barely ask for help on this? You clearly need it.' It honestly made you question yourself and if you were good enough for this company. Or for him.

"(Reader)! Do you have any ideas of how we could fix the company?" You didn't know how to answer this. To be honest the only problem was the strange paranormal activity going on and the annoying coworkers. ".... I don't know how?" He seemed disappointed in you unfortunately, hopefully you don't end up like the other employees that disappointed him."You must've been thinking of something!" "Uhhhh....execute the slackers..?" 'WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT!? Next thing you know I'm dead mother fucker!!'  "Isn't that a great idea! We should really consider giving you a raise!" At least he was proud and didn't seem to hate you. Everyone around you stared at you, although across the room you saw Bryce Stryker give you a thumbs up. Once the meeting came to an end, your boss walked up to you, he's never done that. "Hello there! This may seem a bit unprofessional but, what do you say I take you out tonight?" You stare at him for sec, visibly flustered at his sudden proposal. "Ok..?" "Great! I'll make sure it's worth your while, dear!" Well this should be fun! "See you around I guess." Normal Guy smiles as you go back to your office. He ended up following you. "Do you need anything?" He barely heard you and looks into your eyes. "Could you be bit louder?" "Do you need anything?" "Not that I'm aware of! Hmm, y'know... maybe there is one thing.." 

He drags you into the elevator and takes you to his floor. "I've been meaning to try something." Normal Guy drags you again to the sky. You didn't fall but you still held onto him for dear life. "Isn't someone getting attached~?" You wouldn't dare to say anything back. Instead you grip him harder but to the point it'd hurt a regular person. "Ehem...mind letting go a bit?" "... why." He seemed a bit put off. He seemed a bit flustered by your touch but a bit bothered at the same time. 

"There's been something I've been meaning to ask you." "Huh?" He asked questions that are a bit more personal than the ones in the interview, they had something to do with love for some reason.  "Are you married? Do you have a romantic partner? Are you interested in someone? Would you ever date someone in a higher position than you? If you had to choose between me and a co-worker, who would it be?" Damn, he really wants to know about your love life. You feel like he was gonna use this information for his own interests. "Wha- uh no. N-no again... I dunno..uhh I dunno again and uhm.. you?" "Great! I'll meet you tonight at the park down the street from here!" Woah, you got a date! "Eh ok?" "Can I do this?" "Do what..?" "Can I?" "...Probably..?" He picks you up and kisses you softly. You don't kiss back from not knowing what to do and being in shock. Your face was red ass hell, it put Protags tie to shame.  "I love you dear.." Suddenly your teleported back to your office. Did you love him back? Perchance.

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You were at the park and suddenly you feel to cold hands on your face. "Guess who!" "... Norman?" He runs his fingers through your  hair. "Speak up, dearie!" "Norman" He sits by you and rests his head on your shoulder. "You should stop being so shy! It's just me." It was just him, that's exactly why your were so shy around this guy, he was your attractive, strict, sweet, murderous boss. He scared you half to death on your interview. "... I'll try I guess..?" "Wonderful! I've been wanting to ask you out for a while. I feel a strange connection to you that I haven't in a long time." You felt oddly connected to him as well. "I...uhhmmm....I think your nice...we should get together more often?" He looks at you again and cups your face. "Hm? Didn't quite hear that dear." "Ugh...I-i think we should go out more." "Can I kiss you again?" He was gonna be the end of you. You started to want this guy as your boyfriend, someone you could love. "Once.." He kisses you instantly and your face heats up so much that his own face starts to actually feel something other than cold for once. He enjoyed your company, he likes the warmth you gave him. He loves you more than anything.