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Normal people aren't average (notag)

For Protag it was still pretty odd dating his boss and being called cringe nicknames on the phone, it was definitely something to get used to tho. His office phone rung and Protag sighed in annoyance before picking up. "Hello this is-" He was cut off by none other than... NORMAL BABE!! "Hello pookie!" Protags eyes widen in panic and his thoughts began racing. 'HE DID NOT  FUCKING CALL ME THAT! I HOPE NO ONE HEARD. I WILL KILL MYSELF!'  "...hello.."

 Unfortunately, Bryce was walking by and heard "WHO'S POOKIE~!?" Protag panics again "Hey! Shut it!" Normal Guy over heard him and spoke again. "Me?" "Wha- No! Not you!" Bryce took his chance, he snatched the phone and answered. "YEAH! NOT YOU KITTEN WHISKERS~!" Protag covered his mouth in shock. Suddenly Bryce got a message on his phone from an unknown number...it was all his personal information. It showed his search history, his address, workplace, birthday, accomplishments, age, full name, all his phone numbers, his parents names, credit card info and facts about his childhood. Bryce's eyes widen and he shows Protag. "LOOK!" "Damn.. interesting search history you got there." "IGNORE THAT!"

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Finally when Bryce left Protag and Normal Guy set up a date somewhere special! They were currently walking in an abandoned pet store, there were a bunch of random little animals still running around like lizards, iguanas, rats, hamsters, ect. In that mess there was spot that had a bunch of flowers and more animals. It looked peaceful and honestly Protag didn't expect to see such a sighting in a broken down pet store. "Ta-da! Do you like it?" Protag nodded and looked at a few rats running around. Normal Guy stared into a peace of a broken mirror on the grass. He looked straight at his reflection, his smile began to fade. Normal Guy wasn't fond of being grey but he didn't mind it until now for some reason, he looked at his smiling  boyfriend gathering all the little animals he could... He may have been of a higher power than Protag but he thought his boyfriend deserved the world, he was beautiful and caring....and colorful. "Hey sweetie?" "Hm?" "I love you, I really do." Protag cups his face and kisses Normal Guy on his cold soft lips. "I love you too." This certainly wasn't your average date and Protag love that and him.