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Love virus(EVERYONE LOVES PROTAG)

Protag woke up this morning and went in with his morning as usual. Until he went to the bathroom and something was off. His eyes were pink and had hearts in them. "What the hell..." He took his glasses off and put them back on to check if he was seeing things. His eyes were still pink, he can already imagine the mockery from his coworker and the stares he'd get. Protag finished getting ready and was on his way to work. 

Once he entered the building, it went like usual. Most people ignored him or just glanced at him for brief second untill he raised his head up and everyone stared into his pink eyes. Someone that looked into his eyes got on their knees and kissed Protags hand. He was getting uncomfortable. "Uhm, please get off." The employee looked up at Protag and squeezed his hand "MARRY ME!" Someone across the room yelled at Protag. "NO! YOU SHOULD BE WITH ME!" The people that didn't look into Protags eyes were weirded out by this whole scenario happening infront of them. 

People started fighting over him and the ones that didn't were chaising him as he ran from them. One of them pulled on his hair. "Ow.. Let go!!" Protag pushed and shoved everyone in his way and ran into the bathroom. 'What the fuck is wrong with everyone!'  He locked the bathroom door mad made sure it was locked twice. 

He sighed and slumped against the wall. Someone began banging on the bathroom door. "LET ME IN! I know your in there, love~!!" This was like the incidents that occurred back when he was in middle school. His breathing got uneven and he began shaking and put a hand over his mouth. That same person started using a metal pole (probably from the supply closet) and started to try and break open the door. He gasped and before anyone could see through the door, Protag went inside the big stall and made sure his legs weren't visible from the gap. Protag was trying to figure out what was causing all this, then he remembered something. When the first person looked into his eyes, their eyes had not turned pink but had hearts in them. It was like some kind of virus, where did Protag even get this 'virus' from?

The door had finally opened and by the sounds of it, an UN-INFECTED employee was struggling to get through. "Eugh! Get your grimy hands off of me!! What is up with your eyes!?" Protags eyes widen. Usually he'd pray that his coworker would go away but now he's praying that he's stays. 'Would it be wrong to boost his ego by asking for his help? Fuck it, I need it.'  Meanwhile, coworker was being mauled by a group of loving and or horny office workers. "WHO BROKE THE DOOR!? It was expensive, y'know!" One of the sick employees pushed him and slid underneath the stall to grab Protag. A scream was heard that he would've usually been bothered by but now he was genuinely concerned. "Newbie!? Are you getting violated in there!?" "NO BUT I MIGHT! HELP ME PLEASE!!" 

Coworker pulls them out from the stall and steps on their stomach. He turns to look at Protag. "Damn, I had no idea people love-" Protag covered his face and looked down. "Don't look at my eyes." "Why? Are they weird like all these freaks?" "...somewhat worse..lets just get out of here and whatever you do, don't look at my face." Coworker rolled his eyes at him but considering the situation, it'd probably be best to listen. "Fine, let's get out of here." He grabbed onto Protags arm while he was led to a department where no one has been infected.

      MEANWHILE WITH🔥 NORMAL GUY🔥

Normal Guy sat in his chair and laughed at the commotion going down there. Alot of property was being destroyed but he'd fix it somehow. "I thought nobody liked you~...hmmm...who should be my next victim?" He thought for a moment but decided he wouldn't want more property damaged. "This will have to be the first and last time."

BACK WITH THE BLONDE AND ✨PROTAG✨

Coworker has been nagging Protag  about why he wasn't allowed to look into his eyes. "Let me see! C'mon, newbie!" "No, just shut up and keep walking, their coming!" Behind them, people were being shoved to get to Protag. They began running and when Protag turned his head to look, he accidentally infected 5 other employees and they were coming at him. Protag and coworker ran into coworkers office and hid there for a good while. When Protag had his guard down, coworker looked into his eyes out of dumb curiosity. "Hmm" "YOU DUMBASS!" Coworker got infected and pinned Protag down. "I can't believe I'm just realizing how handsome you are... you are beautiful, I love you ~.." He leaned into Protag for a kiss before being pushed off. "GET AWAY!" 

Protag ran out of the office and into the elevator and Manuel was there! "Oh hello!" "AH!" Manuel was looking straight at him and didn't seem to get hit by the love virus. "Were your eyes always like that?" "No! We have to go to the lobby! It's important!" Manuel pressed the first button. "I was also heading there! How convenient." They go to the lobby and there was still a few infected there and they tried getting onto Protag. "LETS HAVE SEX!" "I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A KING!" Manuel was getting concerned and pushed Protag outside. "I'm gonna quit already..." "Does this have anything to do with your eyes?" Protag nodded and sighed. "It does, I'm surprised you haven't gotten affected." "It must be one of the bosses surprises. I'm kinda immune to them but every so often he does something bad to the new guys to see if they'd last or not." Protag thought that was sick. He couldn't have just given him extra paperwork?? 

Protag was beginning to get kinda worried for coworker, he DID try to help this time in a way. "Ok Manuel... I'll see you tomorrow." The rest of the work day was cancelled and the infected just stayed unconscious or went back to normal.

TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY EL GATO🐱

Protag work up this morning once his alarm rang and the first thing he did was look in a mirror. His eyes were back to normal. "Thank god!" He was ecstatic but still slightly worried about the condition of the office from yesterday. He took the bus and once he went inside the building, the men's bathroom had no door. They decided to get rid of the whole thing because there was no fixing the damage done to it. He goes to his cubicle and see's a bouquet of roses on his desk....from Normal Guy.

FIN