Burt Ward: Holy viscosity! This is the slipperiest jelly I've ever seen!
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Patty Duke: Mister, who's that guy?
Burt Ward: That's Chad Stuart. He has the best eyesight I've ever seen.
Chad Stuart: Really, Burt? See the glasses?
Patty Duke: *points at Jeremy* No, I meant the other guy. He's cute. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.
Jeremy Clyde: I do.
Patty Duke: Dagnabbit!
Jeremy Clyde: No, it's you, luv! Patty, don't you remember me?
Patty Duke: Patty? Who's Patty?
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[Brer Bear has just come in acting like a bird]
Chad Stuart: What's happened to Brer Bear?
Brer Bear: Awk! Brer Bear! Brer Bear! What's happened to Brer Bear. Awk!
Brer Rabbit: Oh no! The jelly must have given him another condition!
Jeremy Clyde: Oh please! Brer Bear thinks he's a bird? How daft do you think I am?
Brer Bear: Daft. Daft. Awk!
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Burt Ward: Holy Finding Nemo!
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Burt Ward: Holy bleeding cerebellum!
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Brer Fox: Homegirl done lost her mind. For reals.
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Brer Vulture: The phones are down.
Chad Stuart: How does jelly disable telephones?
Brer Vulture: It doesn't. Uncle Remus not paying the bill does.