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Burt Ward: Holy viscosity! This is the slipperiest jelly I've ever seen!

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Patty Duke: Mister, who's that guy?

Burt Ward: That's Chad Stuart. He has the best eyesight I've ever seen.

Chad Stuart: Really, Burt? See the glasses?

Patty Duke: *points at Jeremy* No, I meant the other guy. He's cute. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.

Jeremy Clyde: I do.

Patty Duke: Dagnabbit!

Jeremy Clyde: No, it's you, luv! Patty, don't you remember me?

Patty Duke: Patty? Who's Patty?

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[Brer Bear has just come in acting like a bird]

Chad Stuart: What's happened to Brer Bear?

Brer Bear: Awk! Brer Bear! Brer Bear! What's happened to Brer Bear. Awk!

Brer Rabbit: Oh no! The jelly must have given him another condition!

Jeremy Clyde: Oh please! Brer Bear thinks he's a bird? How daft do you think I am?

Brer Bear: Daft. Daft. Awk!

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Burt Ward: Holy Finding Nemo! 

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Burt Ward: Holy bleeding cerebellum!

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Brer Fox: Homegirl done lost her mind. For reals.

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Brer Vulture: The phones are down.

Chad Stuart: How does jelly disable telephones?

Brer Vulture: It doesn't. Uncle Remus not paying the bill does. 

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