"HELP ME FIND A FAKE DATE!!!"
"You're kidding me! Kimbappi kidding!!!"
A cute & funny soonhoon love story where Soonyoung is struggling to find a fake date to prove his point and make his ex-girlfriend jealous or at least that's what he says.
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(Why is this man so damn gorgeous 😭)
"HELP ME FIND A FAKE DATE!!" Soonyoung screamed over his phone as he slammed his fist on the vending machine, he was standing next to, making an underclassman flinch at the sudden outburst. Soonyoung hastily muttered an apology before sprinting off from the place.
Yup, Soonyoung thought it would be a piece of cake finding a fake date. But as usual his luck was not on his side. Well, it wasn't entirely his fault. He barely knew people outside of his university as he couldn't just present anyone whom his friends and brother knew. Because that would blow up his sugarcoated lie in a single second.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! KIMBAPPI KIDDING!!!" Soonyoung pulled his phone away from his ear as he heard the loud shouting of his diva cousin, Boo Seungkwan. "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE?" Seungkwan again shouted from the other side. "Can you calm down now, you loud ass bitch?" Soonyoung whisper shouted as he moved past different people on the hallway, bowing towards some upperclassmen from time to time.
"I'M A LOUD ASS BITCH!!! IT'S YOU, YOU HAMSTER," Seungkwan shouted as he couldn't control his temper any longer. Soonyoung huffed out loud, knowing very well there was no way to shut the diva down let alone correcting him that he was a tiger, not a hamster. "I'm sorry, okay? But I really need help, Boo!" He cried out as soon as he got into his car and slumped down on the driver seat, smacking his head on the steering wheel.
"Okay, let me think about it first," Seungkwan replied in a devastated tone as if he had given up on giving some lecture to the tiger boy. "Thank you, thank you, thank you....," Soonyoung chanted as if he could kiss his cousin at the very moment only to be stopped by a question from the said person, "What kind of date do you want?"
Soonyoung was taken aback by the question as he had never thought about it. But now that he thought about it, it kinda made sense as his friends were clever enough to see through his lies. "What?" Seungkwan asked in an irritation tone which brought him back to reality. "Never thought of it," Soonyoung started as he was thinking of the person he would need right now. "Maybe someone who's through into things and totally different from my ex," he spitted out after a lot of consideration.
"Okay, meet me at the address I just sent you after the evening. Let me find someone who would be a better option for it during the time," Seungkwan replied monotonously, having his energy drained out by his very own cousin. "Kwani, you're the best," Soonyoung cried out over the phone for the second time. Seungkwan tutted at the older as a reply.
"I THINK I KNOW WHOM SHOULD I GET FOR THIS," he suddenly shouted as a loud thud could be heard over the phone which indicated someone's fall (definitely Seungkwan). "GOTTA GO, BYE," Seungkwan again shouted before disconnecting their calls even before Soonyoung could react. Soonyoung now could only stare at the black screen of his phone with a confused expression.
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"DON'T TELL ME YOU WANT ME TO DATE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER!!" Soonyoung shouted as he sprinted up from his seat with Seungkwan's phone in his hand, making other customers look at him with displeasure. He timidly bowed to them, mouthing a sorry before sitting on his chair. Seungkwan rolled his eyes at his cousin's dramatic ass.
"First he isn't a middle schooler and second you're not 'dating' him, it's a fake date," Seungkwan started only to get stopped again by his cousin. "Even if he's a high schooler, it doesn't change the fact. I'm not going to jail," Soonyoung whisper shouted gripping the phone in his hand, not wanting to make other customers angry for the second time that day.
"Dude, if you have the audacity to call him that why don't you just say it on his face. Because I'm pretty sure he would cut off your balls and I won't feel bad at all," Seungkwan retorted which actually shut his cousin down as the other boy valued his balls. "So, just be sure to pick him up from my university's front gate. I'll tell him to wait there," Seungkwan informed him as he sipped his Americano with an evil smile on his lips.
"But how did you manage to make him agree?" Soonyoung asked as he handed back the other's phone where he saw the picture of a cute small boy with a cute cat-like smile and fluffy hair. "I have my way," Seungkwan replied as he took back his phone from the older boy with a creepy smile (according to Soonyoung). "I'll get going now. Bononi is here," Seungkwan said looking at his phone which just received a massage as he grabbed his belongings and Americano. He waved at the older boy before sprinting outside to find his boyfriend.
Soonyoung leaned back on his chair with a content smile, knowing that he wouldn't be losing his face in front of his friends, not to mention his ex. His thoughts cut off as he received a text from his cousin which contained the picture of the boy who would be helping him out this weekend. He turned off his phone before walking out of the cafe to go to his car. But what he didn't notice was a beautiful smile on his face remembering the way the other boy looked like.
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