*a large, shaky camera turns on, and shows multiple people goofing off, including tari, mario, meggy, saiko, luigi, and smg3. smg4 is absent, but his glove quickly adjusts the cameras lens, showing hes the one operating it*
4: Ok! Guys we are doing something a bit different today!
*no one seems to be listening, too busy with antics. Theres noises of bobs distinct monotone from afar, screaming about something unimportant*
4: okay this isnt working...
4: HEY MARIO IF YOU CAN GET EVERYONE TO LISTEN ILL MAKE YOU 'LOTSA SPAGHETTI'!
*marios mustache grows into a massive sword, which he swings at everyone, causing them to ragdoll in front of smg4*
mario: you-a owe me, you big monkey.
4: okay! so, i want everyones opinions on what to do... now that we have the new castle, smg3s new bomb cafe... and, you know.
mario: and the G A Y S
3: GODAMMIT SHUT THE HELL UP MARIO
*smg3 chases mario around in a fit of rage, but smg4 looks sullen*
4: well.. yes. thats something we need to talk about as well, but for now-
*hes interupted by two very disgruntled hobos falling from the sky*
4: oh great, and this time i just wanted something boring.
*a very panicked smg2 stands*
2: we have news! this isnt just- adventure stuff, this is actually universe threatening!
*smg4 doesnt look impressed*
4: so... its all be "universe endangering" but we have managed to survive.
2: you dont understand. me and smg1 feel something off in this area. something happened to mario.
1: we got weird readings... and now hes... here, but we arent getting avatar readings from him.. its like hes a shell.
*mario starts a rant about how he didnt ask, while smg4 starts looking concerned*
mario: now let me see- *reading notebook* - ah yes.. i cannot find who f#cking asked you.
4: *at the same time* like- maybe this is connected to the casino?
3: naw, thats over, we all got over that episodes ago..
*everyone does look a bit wary though, except mario, whos continuing his consistant rant*
2: we can still feel what we think might be his avatar signs... but its... warped. Its like how we sense you two.. like...
2: like another gaurdian.
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The Ask Blog.
FanfictionNOTE: THIS USED TO BE CALLED 'ask polyg43' but its different now. two besties and their worst enemy. (cover not mine)
