My boy ruby

After dark

"Hey"

" hi"

"Is Harvey home"

"No he's on a date"

"So that's why your not wearing any clothes"

I suddenly became very aware on the fact i wasn't covering my legs and was just stood there in my underwear, starring at my legs for what felt like 2 hours but would have been more like 3 seconds.

"No actually i just like to strip tease the post-mates guys" what the fuck why would i say that.

"You get free food when you do that?" i slowly nodded slightly biting my lip trying my hardest to not make eye contact.

"So what you doin' tonight?" he starred at my grinder which i was clasping with both hands, one on the bottom and one on the top.

"Smoke....you wanna join?"

"Sure baby" did my stomach just do a backflip on me.

I turned and stared walking towards the couch,Oddy followed not to far behind me. i could feel eyes on my ass i didn't mind though. He can look as long as he wants... fuck why doesn't he just rip my clothes off and make me take it from behind.

- - -

We sat down the the sofa leaving a gap as if there was another person coming to sit inbetween us. I put Shrek on however the volume was low enough so that we could talk. Soon the popeyes came, we placed it in the gap so we both had easy access to it. There wasn't a lot but I wasn't to hungry I guess the nerves were getting to me.

I picked up the bong and the lighter, lent forwards so i was sort of hunched over facing oddy. I hit, pulling the funniest face trying to inhale as much of the smoke as i could. Ruby watched in shock that i had just gone for it kinda randomly.

"What"i said exhaling. A white cloud left my mouth and he lent over to get it off of me.

"Nothin', i just haven't hit a bong since i was like 27" ruby judgementally added , lifting it to his lips.

I through myself back watching the tv "well i have papers if you want. I'll roll for you"

"It's okay baby, its fun being a 30 year old guy holding a pink fuckin' power puff girl bong"

I quickly turned my head to face him "erm firstly 30? Your 33 dude stop lying bout that shit when it's on google. Secondly, POWER...PUFF....GIRLS. It's hello kitty you dumb fuck" sassy anger riddled through my voice.

"Oh yeah....whatever I'm not a fuckin little girl with pigtails in my hair why the fuck would i know that"

" and i am?"

"No but you were"

He had me. Why did he have to win this stupid petty argument.

"Shut up" i say, slightly facing the ground as i reach over to get the 'power puff' trinket.

We were half way through Shreck. I was rolling us a blunt. I was bored so i spent my time making it look nice. I took my leg of the 'L' shape part of the coach and put them next to ruby. I took the joint and lit it up, taking a big drag before offering it to ruby. His hands rested on my feet, i guessed it was because i was wearing fluffy socks and not the possibility of him having a raging foot fetish, he grabbed the joint with his right hand and kept it for some time.

"You gonna give that back hunny"

"Sure hunny" he looked over at me. He had the biggest smile on his face, his eyes were glossing and slightly red.