Venti looked at Ei with disappointment.
"You drank the last *alcoholic drink name?"
He asked in despair.
"Yes exactly."
Ei answered simply without even bothering to look at Venti.She was watching TV and very interested in what she was watching too.
She was laying down on the couch.She didn't let anyone sit on her couch.
"MORAAAXXX!!"
Venti screamed,he was horrified!
"Shhhh Venti.Our neighbors might think we're in danger."
Zhongli said as he washed the dishes.(REAL husband material and the thing is...I can canonically see him do this!)
"Do you need help Zhongli?"
Nahida asked.
"No but thank you for the offer Nahida."
Zhongli said as he smiled softly at her concern.
"So what do we do about this cybilem stone or whatever."
Venti asked.
Zhongli smiled slowly as his eyes went soft to dangerous.
"Local civilians definitely do not know anything about this,this thing humans call...web doesn't have any information too.But it was very muchly stated that web had any sort of information."
Zhongli explained as he finished with the dishes.
"So there's only one or two possible explanations to this mystery.It's either something government doesn't want civilians to know,or something those people kidnapped us has invented."
"Why does this actually makes sense?"
Venti said.
"Because he is Zhongli.We all trust him with our lives!"
Nahida said happily.
"Now where is Furina?"
Venti asked.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Oh no..."
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Furina ran as there was weird people chasing her.
"H-hey!Stooooop!"
"We are not gonna hurt you!"
'Not hurt me my *ss!'
'All I wanted was to do some shopping...Ahh...who am I kidding now? Myself?I wanted to be useful at least for something.And when we ran out of some stuff that I cannot say because of technical issues I'm here running now...!'
She thought to herself.She felt completely useless...Even after Focalor killed herself and gave all her power to her she didn't knew anything about the power she possesed.
She was still just a normal, useless,weak human...(If you thought I would make Furina very op because I decided to keep her as the archon then you're wrong.She will be just like Nahida but weaker.)
She heard a wing clapping sound but didn't pay attention as she thought it was just a bird.
But she realized she was wrong as soon as her feet broke contact with earth.
'fuck.'
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"We have to save her!What if she's on danger!"
Venti yelled as he panicked visibly.
"Ei stop reaching the ducking TV!"
Venti yelled at Ei.
"No.Did you know there was a county called North Korea?"
Ei said happily as she gave 0 attention to the worried archons.
"Yeah there's no way we're going back to our world with this sort of team.Just look at us!"
Venti screamed as he was getting very aggressive and mad.
"Great.What could POSSIBLY go wrong more?"
Zhongli said as he yelled the 'possibly' part.
But just like always, Right after Zhongli said that there was a knock on the door.
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When The Archons Meet MHA/BNHA
Fanfiction!Not continued for now since I lost motivation but feel free to give some suggestions! -Archons in their prime if I must say(let's pretend they never lost their prime) -Morax didn't fake his death -Ei's idea of eternity changed(after the archon ques...
