Shoya POV
We were at a table inside Baratie, searching for a waiter. Then I found a pretty tall, and blonde guy.
But he was already at some other table, keeping the ordered stuff on it.
Another guy was saying something...about wine I guess.
"....Am I right, Waiter?" the guy said.
The waiter replied, "Dead wrong, sir. And I am not a waiter, but the Assistant Chef. All the waiters jumped the ship yesterday"Everyone was trying to control their laughter except...of course, Luffy-niisan and Zoro-niisan, cuz the guy seemed so confident about what he was saying and the waiter just made him look like an idiot. "Damnn" I said.
Then I noticed, and so did the others..."Hey, isn't that the Marine guy we just met?" Luffy-niisan said.
"Yeah! That makes it even more hilarious Ahahaha" Nami-neesan replied. Usopp-niisan said,"Hey, sh-shhh. He's glaring at you guys. He's probably also noticed by now."
"Not like he's scary, so it's fine" Zoro-niisan commented
"IT'S NOT!!" Usopp-niisan yelled.
Nami-neesan called out, "Hey, um.. Assistant Chef! We wish to make an order, please!"
"Wooooaaahhh what a beautyyyyy!!!" the blonde assistant chef yelled, coming towards us with hearts in his eyes and some shaky leg movements.
"Yes Beautiful miss, did you call me? I will do whatever you wish!! I am Sanji, the Assistant Chef of this restaurant, but for you I'm just your servant!" Sanji-niisan said.
"Uh, yeah, thanks. I'm Nami. These guys are-"
"No need to tell me their names, Nami-swannn!! I'm not interested in any dudes, they aren't important!"
"Shut up, twirly-brow. I'm much more important than you." Zoro-niisan said
"Huh?! What did you say, you moss-head?!" Sanji-niisan asked, with fire in his eyes this time.
"Damn, those are definitely some amazing eyes" I commented "Heart at one moment and fire at the other"
"Shut up, Kiddo!" Both Zoro-niisan and Sanji-niisan replied together.
"Don't copy me, moss head!"
"YOU don't copy me, Twirly-brow!"
"Why you...!!"
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!! And Sanji-kun, please take our order" Nami-neesan interrupted their fight.
"Yesss, Nami-swannn!!"
"Tch"
...
"Waiter!" Lt. Full-body called.
"I told you, I'm not a waiter" Sanji-niisan replied. "What is it?"
"What is it?? Do you serve your customers with bugs?"
"Huh? Bugs?"
"What's this fly doing in my soup?"
"Er..it seems to be the backstroke, sir"
Everyone started laughing now all over again, even Usopp-niisan and all others who tried not to.
CRASH!
Full-body broke the table and the cutlery kept on it fell and broke as well.
"Don't mess with me, you are just a mere cook, while I am a Lieutenant in the Navy!"
"Sanji!! Don't do it!!" other staff members yelled.
"Stop, Full-body! Leave it!!" Full-body's woman yelled.
...
"Woah, he's strong!" Luffy-niisan said
"AND chad. Real cool" I commented
"If you had just removed that bug, you could've eaten it. Food shouldn't be wasted. And remember, NEVER offend a cook at sea."
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING SANJI?! I told you not to beat up the customers!" An old man with braided golden moustaches came yellin from upstairs.
"Old geezer! This guy wasted food, and then is trying to show-off the fact that he is a Marine officer...Let me go, idiots! I'm really angry at him!!" Sanji-niisan replied angrily.
"Are you trying to ruin me, you IDIOT?!"
The old man kicked Sanji-niisan in the face, with his peg leg.
"And you get out of here too!" He said, hitting Full-body with his peg leg too.
"Owner Zeff!" the other chefs cried out.
"Shut up! This is my restaurant and I decide what to do!"
BLAM!
The whole restaurant fell silent at the sound of a gunshot. Fullbody had been shot dead.
"Oi, waiter. I am a customer, bring me food" a guy with a bandanna on his forehead wearing something like a tracksuit and a gun in his left hand walked in, and sat on a nearby chair.
"It's a pirate!" some people screamed."Welcome, squid face! What do you want?" A new face showed up. Seems like a waiter, but his language tells me something else.
"What is he doing, doesn't he see how dangerous that guy is?"
"He's dead meat"
The customers murmured among themselves."You heard me. I'm a customer, bring me food" the pirate guy said.
"Er, pardon me, Mon-sewer, but can you pay for the food?" the strange-language guy spoke up.
"You take lead?"
"You don't got money? Someone who can't pay for the food isn't a customer!!"KRASH!
"Woohoo, Patty!" The staff cheered. The Patty guy had just knocked the pirate guy down with a single hand, and even broken the chair he was sitting on.
"Curse ye, Patty! You busted the chair."
"Okay, this is a madhouse for sure. I'm out." Nami-neesan sighed.
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Narrator POV
"Here," Sanji said, "have this. I heard you stomach grumbling back there. You haven't eaten for days, have you?"
"Well, yeah, I escaped from a navy ship just now. I can't accept this. You kicked me out, right?" The pirate said.
"I can see on you face how hungry you are, you know. Go ahead, I hate seeing people hungry, friends or foes alike." Sanji replied
The pirate, extremely hungry, couldn't resist seeing such good food anymore, and he began to eat.
"This...this is the best food I have ever eaten. I am grateful, man. This man Gin owes ye his life, I thought I would die of hunger." Tears came out of Gin's eyes. "Truly..I thank ye."
Sanji lit up a cigarette, and grinned. "Anything for a hungry man to look happy about a full stomach"
"Shishishi! I found you, my cook!" Luffy said, suddenly emerging out of nowhere. The cigarette in Sanji's mouth fell into the sea, and Gin choked on his food.
"Where the heck did you come from?!" Sanji yelled, giving Luffy a questioning look.
"Well, we were seeing all of that, you know. You're such a great and cool guy, Sanji-niisan" Shoya said. "Luffy-niisan decided he's gonna have you as a cook, and he isn't one to back off"
"Not interested, redhead. Nor you, straw-hat guy."
"No way, I'm gonna have you as my cook for sure!!"
"I REFUSED ALREADY, WAKE UP, IDIOT!!"
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CHAPTER 12/ THE END
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