Diabolik Lovers Crack

First day

"Hey, wake up" I heard silent, soft voice calling out for me. And after a few moment, I felt someone's hand on the back of my lower part of the neck.  Here's a thing about me. I'm really sensitive/ticklish and my body reacts 2 ways. Uno: I will start laughing hysterically. Or dos:

"HANDS OFF MAN I KNOW KUNG FU !!!" I instantly jumped out from my sleep showing uncoordinated, so called my kung fu moves. 

"Ahhhh" scream then 'bump' sound. I blinked few times. A young girl was sitting on the floor next to my bed.

"Oh, it's you. Sorry I didn't mean to scare you. Sometimes it happens when someone tries to wake me up." I scratched the back of my head

"I-It's okay." the blonde said to me with a smile. She stood up and straighten her skirt. "Good morning Umm... Reiji-san sent me here to tell you to get dressed and come down to meet others in front of the mansion. We'll be going to school."

"...."

"...."

"7 more hours. Pleeeeeeaaaaaase " I mumbled pressing my face into a pillow. 

"You can't go back to sleep. Reiji- sa-"

I sat up on my bed and sighed

"You tell him to mind his own damn business before I come down there and I beat his ass" I pressed my face into the pillow again. 'Wow, I really sound like a thug when I threatening somebody. '

"Please wake up. Reiji-san will get mad if you won't get dressed. He might even drag you to dungeons and punish you. "  in blonde girl's voice I could hear fear and concern. We just met. Why she so worried?

"Okay, but I'm doing this because you asked me nicely. Umm... Yui? Right?"

"Y-Yes. And you Kaya?"

"That's my name," I said with a smile

School uniform was laid down on my bed. White shirts, black skirt, Uuuu I love this jacket and pink ribbon, white ribbon. Two ribbons? What ? And then I remembered what all boys were wearing when I saw them the first time... 'These people need Ralph Lauren.'

 I started changing my clothes. 

"So, Yui, how did you ended up in the place like this ?"

"Well, my father had to go on a trip with his work. So he said that I should go and live in this house with some relatives I don't know. And. Well... you see what happened" She lowered her eyes and looked at her feet. I felt sad for her. She seems to be a shy good-hearted girl and I bet from whole world money that those dum dums feel satisfaction making others depressed. Hehehe.. dum dums. 'Dum dum' 'Yeah?' 'Give me a gum gum'

" Why are you smiling ?"

"Oh, it's nothing. I just remembered something" I said. 

"Does it still hurts ?"

"What?"

"Your head" She pointed to my forehead 

"Oh. No, it doesn't hurt. I'm fine :) " 'That tree is going down'

So I started to get dressed up. I got my black flat shoes. Didn't put on those stupid ribbons. And I didn't button up first and second buttons. I made a bun from my long brown hair and just let my side bangs fall free.

" Okay. I'm ready to go to school :) " 'Please God, kill me'

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We got down the stairs and walked towards the main door. 

"Did you ever asked those guys why vampires need to go to school ?"

"No. I don't really question them" 

"Don't you think it's like 'Twilight'. You know vampire boys going to school. Falls in love with a human girl. Then most of the time they stare at each other"

"I guess so"

We opened the door and saw all boys waiting for us.

"Finally. What took you two so long ?" Reiji asked irritated

"Well, we chased a white rabbit running towards the forest. Then we fell into rabbit pit. Drank tea with a mad hatter. Met to the happy creepy-smile cat. Went to Queen of Hearts castle. Got chased by weird looking card soldiers. Drank the tasteless potion and got back home" Boys looked at me with annoyed, confused faces. Reiji gave that famous death glare.... Again.

"Ah Reiji-san. Please forgive her. She's just joking. We're sorry to keep you waiting. We didn't mean that." She lowered her head.

"Can't we just kill that girl! She has been here for almost two days and I'm already can't stand her !" Subaru said it with closed eyes. I could see how his hand's knuckles got whiter from clenching the fist.

"Subaru is right !" Ayato agreed with him.

"Hey! I'm still here!" I shouted

"Shut it !" Ayato glared at me

"I will shut your mouth with my foot" I mumbled to myself.

"What was tha-?"

"We can't kill her" Reiji cut off Ayato, "That man said she must stay alive. Don't ask me why? I don't understand myself why he made this kind of decision"  

"Tch. She just waste of time"

"I love you to baby :3 " I gave Subaru a wink. His eyes for a second widen and then he just turned away. But I could swear I saw a blush on his face.

I heard a car sound and then I saw A REAL  LIMO.I mean like limo from the movies. Holy mother of cars. The car stopped next to us. Laito opened the back seat door. All boys were about to get in the car when I suddenly ...

"I CALL SHOTGUN !!!"

....shouted and ran toward passenger seat next to drivers. But then I felt that someone grabbed the collar of my shirt and lifted me up.

"No one is sitting in the front seat. You're going with us in the back of the car" Reiji said while dragging me to the limo's back door. 

"Oh come on Reiji."

"No"

"Yes"

"Please cooperate with me or you will be punished"

"Cooperation sounds good! " I got in the car which took us to school.