Diabolik Lovers Crack

DUCT TAPE !!!

No one P.O.V.

Limo stopped in front of main door. Shu and Kanato was about to get out but...

"Shu-san what about Kaya- san ?" 

 They noticed that brown-hair girl was asleep. She was laying on her belly on limo's floor with one shopping bag in her arms and the other ones around her. Silent snores came out of her slightly opened mouth.

The oldest vampire growled scratching his head. He knelt next to girl and was about about to shake her.

"Shu-san wait " Little vampire stopped him which made Shu look at his brother. 

"What's the matter. I'm just gonna wake Kaya up"

Kanato knelt next to Shu and squeezed Teddy to his chest.

"Laito- kun told me that when she's sleeping I better don't try wake her up because she can catch you with her arms. And her grip is strong that he could only escaped with Ayato-kun's and Subaru's help."

Girl rolled on her back and laid in the starfish sleeping position pushing some bags away.

"Wrecking ball" she mumbled silently.

Both vampires looked at Kaya.

"Oh and he also said that she talks in her sleep"

"Not surprised" 

Kanato sat down in car seat.

"We're not leaving her, right ?"

Shu scratched head.

"No" he sighted "So troublesome"

"We could drag her out by legs"

"Not smart. She likes to kick. So I assume that even when she's asleep her legs still works" Shu supported his head with hand.

Limo's door opened and red-hair vampire get only his head inside car.

"Hey, did you guys bought any food..." he turned gaze to girl "...what happened here?"

"Kaya-san fell asleep on the way home. She was on her feet for about 5 hours" Kanato said.

"When she said that she'll take only three" Shu sat on floor leaning against seat. "Ayato, as the older brother I command you to wake her up"

"Ha?! I'm not falling for that. I was the one who rescued Laito from her death grip. Jeez, I still don't get it from where she has so much strength ?" Ayato sat down with his legs still outside of limo. "I mean look at those arms." he pointed "But I must to admit it for a second I saw fear in Laito's face" he said giggling. 

Kanato laughed a little bit too "Finally when girl doesn't want to let him go, he gets scared"

"Aww is my Bitch-chan doesn't have with what cuddle with ?" Laito appear in limo. He was laying on his belly with his head being supported by hand.

"Laito don't you even dare !" Ayato jumped "You know what, go for it. I won't help you second time if she catches you again"

"Ayato-kun, no need to be so cruel. But..." Laito looked at Kaya "She looks so temping sleeping like that. I know" now vampire was sitting in seat "Why don't we all have fivesome right here and now" he clapped.

"LAITO!"

"LAITO!"

"Whatever"

"Macho man"

Kanato and Ayato objected; Shu didn't gave a damn; and Kaya mumbled random words again and rolled over on her belly.

"You guys no fun" Laito folded his arms on chest.