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The Last Night

Slowly I woke up from sleeps. My head felt heavy and it was still hard to breath through one nostril. As a yawn came from my mouth I stretched my legs and arms. 'Wait. Something is wrong. Why can't I move my arms?' I squirmed in my bed. But it was worthless. It felt like my arms were constrained by something. I opened my eyes to see what was up with this? I was in my room. For a moment I tried to remember how did I get here because the last thing I recall is that I was in Reiji's room about to stuck test tubes down his throat. Then everything doubled in my eyes and...yeah. That's all I could remember. But at this moment the other thing was more important. Why can't I move my arms?

I sat up on my bed and looked down at what I was wearing. It was black hoodie. 'Right... I took it from Ayato in Switzerland. I forgot to give it back to him'

"What the damn hell?" my arms were folded and hoodie's sleeves were tied up behind me. Like a straitjacket.

"You're damn noisy"

'Speak of the devil' I turned my head and as I was expecting Ayato was sitting on the other side of bed, looking back at me over his shoulder.

"Is this your job?.....This is your job. Why did you do such thing?" I squirmed, trying to escaped. But everything was so tight. I could hardly move my arms.

"So what if I did ? Besides, you asked for it. "

"In what universe I would do that ?!" I shouted with high pitched voice still struggling with my big escape. "Untie me!"

He turned his head way from me "Why should I ?"

"Cause I'm not Houdini !"

"That's what you get for annoying Ore-sama"

"Umm...I don't know what word 'annoying' means in your dictionary but for your information, for the last few days I didn't left my bed. And if that's for you annoying then I'm sorry I don't get your vampirish logic"

"Hah !?" He turned to me "Don't tell me you forgot. Last night you came to my room and started babbling nonsense about how you would be great president of Madagascar. Then you started touching my hair. So I putted you in this" he pointed to homemade straitjacket

"What?" I stooped moving "I didn't go to your room. I was in Reiji's room when..." I remembered the moment of major dizziness and instability that I felt back then "What kind of medicine that son of a teacups gave to me?"

"Hehe. You idiot. Taking something from that four-eye. How dumb can you be ? Hehe Well at least that explains a lot now" a small giggle left vampires mouth.

"Hey ! I was sick and in pain and I didn't think straight"

But then I realized that this is the first time he's talking with me since that night in Switzerland. It's nice. Not the part of him making fun of me. But the fact that he's normal himself. Well at least that's what I think.

"Oy!" his voice snapped me out of my thoughts. "Why were you smiling?"

'I'm smiling? Shit, I'm still smiling. Stop smiling. Stop smiling. Stop smiling. Oh crap. Oh shit. Think of puppy with three legs......Why am I still smiling !!! Somebody fix this thing !!!'

"No, no, no. Nothing-" suddenly he pushed me down into the bed placing his hands next to my head.

"Is there something amusing ?" he said with that rusty voice of his and leaned closer to me.

"Laughing babies videos, the way Kanato tries to eat cookies with fork. Ouch !" I received flick on my nose.

"Idiot" he sighted. But then smirk appeared on his face as he leaned even closer. Almost touching noses. "I think I'll takes this opportunity while you binded and suck your blood" With one hand he turned my head to the side.