Diabolik Lovers Crack

Intro

Day 74. Somehow, I have survived in this mansion for about two DAMN months. Jesus, I'm good. Ohhhhh yeaahhh. Those dum dum vampires thought they would break me. HA!!! *says like Edna from The Simpsons* they were so wrong.

Those guys aren't as bad as I thought, but the biting parts aren't delightful.

Oh, right, some of you don't understand what I'm talking about. My name is Kaya, and I'm living in a mansion filled with, I can't believe I'm saying this, vampires. A REAL FUCKING VAMPIRES. And how did I get into this situation? Well, I'm so glad you asked.

I was brought here because... um... well... I don't really know why I was sent here. But long story short, my brother(Rin) talked with this guy who knows this other guy, who knows this other guy, who knows this other guy, who knows this other guy who suggests me for summer go to another country. Vacation.  And he said there is a lakeside house where I can stay and explore the wonders of nature... That didn't happen. So this is my story's intro.

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My plane finally landed. I got out, grabbed my bags, and went to find a taxi. I must say, this is my first vacation when I'm on my own. Outside of the airport, I stopped for a second and got a deep breath, "I can't believe I'm actually doing this. Self-high-five. I found a taxi, and because I was really afraid to give the wrong address, I just handed the driver a piece of paper: "This is the address where I need to go." He just nodded, and we went off.

*One. Hour. Later*

"Ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah, ah yeah."(Ah Yeah by EXID) I don't understand what those girls sing about, but I like it. Ah yeah ah yeah a- . The car stopped. "Holy mother of all, what is good and pure. He said it's supposed to be a lake house, but it's a MANSION... Hmm, I think I'm gonna like it." I took my luggage and started walking toward the main door. "Why do I have this bad feeling? " I said to myself while standing in front of the door. "Well... Let the vacation  begin !!!" And I opened them. I was shocked by the view that I saw. Sooooo fancy. "Oh my God, look at that chandelier. Look at those big ass stairs. Look at that design. Look at that color of carpet. Look at that girl-" ........... Stop- wait a minute. A girl ?!

The blonde girl spoke, "Can I help you?"

"Umm... Maybe. This is... "

"Oi, Chichinashi. Where do you think you're goin- . Who are you ?" I heard a man shout from my left, and then he looked at me. I saw a blonde girl get scared.

"A-Ayato-kun "

"What's the meaning of this?" The man who looked like a butler popped out next to me.

"Some human came to our house. Tell us who you are?" Red-haired guy whose name, I guess, is Ayato pierces me with his eyes.

"Who am I? Who are you ?!" I said to him.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

"Why you... DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM !!! "

"OH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM !!!"

"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME IN MY MANSION!!!"

"Wait, your mansion? I'm supposed to live in this place, dude."

"Okay, you two, stop it." A man who looked smart interrupted us, "You said you came to live here. Hmm, no one said a thing about it. We should talk somewhere else. Follow me"

I followed him to what seems to be a living room- holy mother of God. Look at that couch. Look at that fireplace. Look at those paintings. Look at tha-.......... I feel disturbance in the force.