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Bathroom 'fun'

After our little incident with pillows, Reiji told us go to sleep. I went to my room, got my sleeping tank top and shorts and headed to bathroom. I locked doors behind me but when I turned around I saw pretty....interesting view. Shu was sleeping in bathtub filled with water.

"What's up mermaid ?" That's where he was all this time. Since the moment we got in the plain I didn't see him around. 'Was he soaking here all this time ?'

Vampire didn't answered.

"Shu?" I came few steps closer . 'Is he okay ?'  I placed my cloths next to sink. "Shu ?" I said a little bit louder but still no respond. Then I remembered a scene from 'Shining' where there was this lady who were laying dead in bathtub too and she was all wrinkled, rotten and....oh no. "OH MY GOD, IT'S LIKE ROOM 217 ALL OVER AGAIN !!!" I grabbed Shu's arms and tried to get him out of bathtub "Don't worry, I won't let you become Mrs. Massey !!!" I got half of him out of tub when I heard him grunted. With one last pull I got him out fully...but now he was laying on my legs. 

"Annoying" 

"Good you're alive-dead"

"Zzzzz"

"Hey, don't make yourself comfortable" I tried to push him away 'Goddamn it. He's slender like a model but heavy like elephant' I pushed him away.

"You're the one who dragged me out of my sleeping place, you should take responsibility and offer your lap for me to sleep"

"You can teleport to your own room" I suggested him.

"Too troublesome"

My eyes widen a little bit.

"You know, I look at you and I see a whole new level of laziness. I wish I could teleport. It would make jump-scare pranks so much easier and also I could run away from Reiji's lectures this way... or school. That would be awesome. It's like being a ninja" I spaced out. In the meantime Shu sat up and looked at me for a while. He placed his hand on the back of my neck and pulled me closer turning my head to the side. 

"What the - ? Hey you had drank my blood earlier. It's enough for you."

"Shut up" with his thumb he touched bite mark that he left. Vampire looked at them with serious gaze. The he let go of my neck and disappeared.

"Ookaayyy" 'Is this one of those vampire things that I don't understand?' 

I took of my cloths and got in shower. It felt so good. I hummed song Like I'm gonna Lose You by Meghan Trainor. After minuted I stopped. I felt a familiar presence but after a second it disappeared. 'It gets weirder and weirder. It's probably only in my head'

I opened shower curtain a little bit and took shampoo and conditioner. I didn't noticed when I started singing at loud. After a shower I dried of, put on my PJ's and walked to sink. Mirror was foggy. With my hand I cleaned it. I looked at myself and I saw something different. Few times I blinked and leaned closer. When I snapped back and realized what was wrong my jaws dropped. 

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!"

'What- how-... how did this happened......No. Fucking. Way. It must be him. My guts telling me it was him. It's only logical'

"THAT SON OF A BITCH !!!"

I rushed out of bathroom. As I entered hallway at that moment Yui opened her room door.

"Kaya-chan why did yo-" Her eyes widen.