"We will go to Mexico to eat more burritos. I'll say 'Dude, you know what would be awesome to have our own food truck and name it Alimentos Baile.' and you'll say 'Dude, let's do this'. We'll buy a truck, sell burritos, nachos. Then police will chase us because we don't have licence for such activity. After some time we'll save some money and go around Mexico. We will call it Food-truck-with-no-licence-adventures-in-el-Mejico. On our road trip we probably get in gang war. Become a gang members. You'll be called Maximiliano and I'll be Esmeralda. Then some drug dealing shit will happen. Because of that we'll be forced to run away in forest. But the other will chase us. Luckily EL CHUPACABRA comes to rescue us because you're his fellow blood sucker.Then it will start raining. We'll get wet. Then we'll go looking for a shelter witch would be some old barn house. Then we'll look at each others eyes and make passionate love on hay like in movies."
Hearing last part made Subaru choke on his burrito.
"WHAT ?! With you ?! NO !!!"
" But your eyes says 'yes' "
"......"
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Diabolik Lovers Crack
FanfictionHello~ For those who are Diabolik Lovers fans and like humor I give you THIS . I like DL love stories. But in anime I missed humor witch you could see at some parts in the game. So I decided to put my OC Kaya in DL world. She's a crazy chic. Her ac...
