Favremysabre Au's Because why not

Incorrect quotes (Divorced Au)

I am in fact alive-

Remember that this Au still is just a joke

You read the title 

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Sabre: Can I bother you for a second?

Void: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Soul: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Sabre: *sobbing*

Soul: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

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Nightmare: We have your son.

Light: I don't have a son

Nightmare: Then who is screeching like a bird, and telling us off? 

Light: Oh my Origin you have Sabre

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(Corrupt)Orange: I think I'm crushing on someone, how do I tell them?

Void: Rip the band-aid off

(Corrupt)Orange: It's your son

Void: Put the band-aid back on

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it was a prank that Soul and Corruption pulled and they told Orange to say that to Void.

It did not go well

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*before the goth*

Colle: Seer! psssst

Seer: yeah?

Colle: I made you a friendship bracelet

Seer: well I'm not really a jewelry person... 

Colle: Oh.. well I can always give it to-

Seer: no it's mine forever, back off.

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Sabre: You ruined my life!

Void: How could I ruin your life I was never there

(IF YOU KNOW WHERE THIS QUOTE IS FROM, YOU ARE THE BEST) 

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Sabre: I'm grounded?

Light: Yes, your grounded you went and saw your dad in the world below!

Light: So now we are going to bury you till you learn your lesson  

Sabre: Thats not how grounding works...

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Seer : If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Colle: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

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Colle: So the other day I sent Seer out to get us some gas.

Colle: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.

Colle: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Colle: I love him so much.

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(Goth) Seer, to Colle: You wanna fight? All right, let's take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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Store Worker: Would a "Void" please come to the front desk?

Void, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Soul, Corruption and Sabre: I believe they belong to you?

All of them simultaneously: We got lost.

Void: I didn't even bring you guys here with me—

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Void : Are you ever going to listen to me?

Sabre: Yes. Absolutely.

Void : When?

Sabre: When you're right.

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Sabre: Its nice to be wanted, you know?

Light: Not by the law!

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Seer: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.

Colle: You always act stupid.

Colle:

Colle: Wait...

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Light: I'm at a loss for words!

Sabre: Despite being 'at a loss for words', Light yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Sabre, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Light.

Light, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Sabre: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Light: You were gone?

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Sabre : I failed my safety training course today.

Void : Why, what happened?

Sabre : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Void : And?

Sabre : Well apparently "FU***** LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer

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Sabre: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Void: Fake?

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Colle : I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are

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Void: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Sabre: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A F****** NIGHTMARE!!!

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I will be doing a Daycare Incorrect quotes soon so enjoy this and I'll be dead

Have a nice new year