MHA Au (1)

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(kinda a joke)

Imma explain this in the most funny way possible 

So they call the powers they have quirks 

and there was a guy named Chickenbre and he didn't have a quirk like everyone else had

but he still wanted to be a hero 

So he learns how to fight with weapons and his fists 

While this is happening

Rainbow Roll up hated him for trying to become a hero 

so Rainbow Roll up tries to beat him up everyday 

But Chickenbre either beats him up or gets away 

Rainbow Roll ups quirk is the power of stealing things while people aren't looking

cuz he is suppperrr sneaky 

(Not like everyone can see him in the background)

Theres a hero school that everyone wants to get into because the number 1 hero, Coalector, studied there.

So Chickenbre and Rainbow Roll up want to go there because it will increase their changes to be number 1 hero 

After School one day Chickenbre encounters a blob of black goo

(yayyy darkness-)

But before it could touch him a guy gets rid of it 

The Guy was a guy named Coalector

Coalector asks if Chickenbre is okay

and Chickenbre says he is because that thing was slow and stupid

Chickenbre asks if he can be number 1 hero because he doesn't have a quirk

Coalector flashbacks to his old friend Seerthesheep

Coalector tells him that if he wants to be a hero he has to be committed to it 

During the entrance exam for the Mighty school of reasoning and chaos

Chickenbre kills 3 3 pointers 

He doesn't kill that many because he was giving advice to everyone else 

like

"Aim for the circus board"

Or

"You can't punch like that otherwise you'll get hurt"

But the principal decided that the robots weren't getting killed fast enough so 

Mr. Salmon Guy went 

"Lets try to kill everyone here"

And sends out a 0 pointer

A 0 pointer is a big scary robot that could kill millions if order too

Chickenbre makes sure that everyone is getting to safety

but he sees someone not fast enough trying to get far away from that death robot.

He runs up to them and asks to carry them to safety 

he says yes

So Chickenbre carries him to safety

Turns out his name is Orange flavored gum 

 Orange flavored gum's quirk is he can summon building things he has seen before 

Huge concrete block?

He can summon it on top of you so you die.

Orange flavored gum thanks Chickenbre 

And the speakers go off saying that no one could kill the 0 pointer so everyone gets to go home with their points 

Chickenbre gets sad because he didn't kill enough robots

He gets a letter 

On the letter it's Mr. Salmon Guy

he says

"Well you didn't kill enough robots to get in- but, we have a separate system for rescue points. Because being a hero doesn't just mean beating up the bad guys, it also about saving those who need to be saved and well... You saved a fudge ton of people."

So he gets into the number 1 class

1A

He meets interesting people there like

Shy guy

Dad Jokes

oh look 

Its Rainbow Roll up 

That's all I think I'll think today but heres some things

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Orange : "Your quirkless?" 

Sabre : "Yep, hopefully this isn't a problem"

Orange : "Are you a god?"

Sabre : "What?"

Orange : "Well think, you have gotten this far- WITHOUT a QUIRK"

Orange : "Like, I barely made it here- and I have a quirk"

Orange : "Sorry if that's rude"

Sabre : "I guess so, but here's some advice, don't rely on your quirk so much"

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Rainbow Red : "ha, quirkless loser"

Sabre : "Ha, normal loser"

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Soul : "okay I've got the Red one"

Corruption : "Are you sure its the Red one?"

Soul : "Yes Im sure!"

*Later in the base*

Corruption : "I asked-"

Soul tying up the unconscious Sabre : "Shut up-"

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There will be more of this probably 

Hopefully you will understand the nicknames 


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