(joke)
So like
Colle and Seer were married they ended up separating after Seer went goth
But they adopted a child
That child is Sabre
Sabre spends every other Wednesday at Voids Darkness castle place
Sabre is just a messenger boy for their arguing
Allowed by the Blue Steve's to visit Colle
Sabre sees Colle every Saturday
Light ends up adopting Sabre due to the arguing of Colle and Void
+ the only alive parent killed Sabre's best friend
Out of spite Void corrupted Sabre with Darkness
Then one child became one child with schizophrenia
Sabre calls Professor Red and Great librarian uncle cause of Colle
Faceless is no longer Beef so ha, no uncle beef for him-
Ghost Steve is grandpa
On Voids side
Sabre had no Uncles
but then the two lackeys came along
so now he has two new uncles
Quotes
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Soul : "So...? Isn't it ever awkward?"
Sabre : "What?"
Corruption : "Like hanging out after we killed-"
Sabre : "Please don't talk about it- it still so fresh"
Rainbow Void : "It happened yesterday, get over it"
Sabre : "..."
Sabre : "Imma go tell dad-"
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Sabre : "Hey spark"
Rainbow Red robbing them : "hey Sabre"
RR : "wait"
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Galaxy : "Oh yeah... I guess I did know your dad"
Sabre : "how did you guys meet?"
Galaxy : "Oh! I tried killing him"
Rainbow : "what?"
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Remember its a joke, I'm not offending anyone with this hopefully, but I might make incorrect quotes for this.
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