Ourans Idol (haruhi x fem! reader)

11

The twins were the next ones to notice the girl hiding in the doorway. "Looks like the host club has a brand new guest! Ah." They went up to her with a rose from each of them. 

"Come on in. What are you waiting for?" 

"Watching from afar is no fun."

"Please miss?"

"Stop that. How many times do I have to tell you to be more curious to our first-time guests?" He turned to face her. "Please, you don't have to be afraid, my princess. I welcome you to the ouran host club." The girl looked like she was about to respond. "Yes?" Suddenly she slapped him. 

"No! Don't touch me! You're phony!"

"Someone's been reading the catcher in the rye." I muttered to myself. I was smiling though. The rest of the hosts looked shocked. Tamaki backed up, hand on his face. 

"What do you mean, I'm phony?" 

"Just what I said, you're phony! I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character in this host club! You shouldn't go spreading your love around so easily like that you stupid! You must be a dim-witted narcissist! You're incompetent! Ypu're a commoner! You're disgusting!" With each word, tamaki moved like he was being struck with arrows. He then fell back in slow motion somehow. 

"He's created a new technique!"

"One-man slow-motion!" 

"I don't suppose, you are..."

"It's you, kyoya!" She used poor tamaki as a springboard, jumping, (More like forcing herself) Into kyoyas arms. "Oh how I've longed to meet you! My one and only prince charming." 

The club closed early that day, and the hosts changed back into their uniforms. While they did that, I tried to get to know the strange girl who said she was kyoya's fiancee. "So who are you?"

"Why are you still here? I thought the club closed already? And what's with the outfit? Are you a commoner?" I shrug. 

"Sort of. And I'm about to be a hostess, so I'm part of the club." She looked at me intently. "I'm y/n l/n. And you are?"

"Renge hoshikugi. Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like Suki?" 

"What?" I laughed. Worst timing, cause the hosts just came out of the changing rooms. 

"Y/n senpai?"

"Looks like Suki?" The twins looked closer. 

"Actually, yeah, now that you mention it..."

"They do look a lot like her." 

"They're even both gay." 

"Same hair color."

"Same height."

"Same eyes."

"You don't think-"

"Anyways!" I clapped my hands, a nervous smile on my face. "Aren't we trying to find out about renge here?" 

"No, that can wait." 

"Your brother works with Suki, right?" I nod. "Nobody knows her real name. Maybe you are her?"

"I... I-"

"Guys, leave her alone." Haruhi to the rescue. "So renge-san, you're engaged to kyoya senpai?" she hums, nodding.

"That's right! My name is renge hoshikugi, and I'm transferring to ourans first year, class A tomorrow!" I mentally breathe a sigh of relief. Haruhi to the rescue. Tamaki was hiding in a corner, presumably unhappy.