Ourans Idol (haruhi x fem! reader)

15

"Why would I fall for her?! I mean she looks like a tanuki!" Tamaki was not happy with that. Haruhi just looked in a bit of shock. Like she couldn't believe they were fighting here of all places. 

"How dare you call her a raccoon dog! You're gonna pay for that!" Haruhi rubbed her temples. 

"Is this day almost over?"

"Not quite." I soothed, patting her back. 

"Awesome! This is just perfect!" A familiar voice squealed out. The sound of a motor came on, similar to ones I'd use on stage for dramatic effects. Except those were better built, and quite a lot quieter. Besides, when on stage, the sound was usually drowned out by cheering fans, and the blasting of music. Renge came out of the floor, the podium spinning her around while she talked. "Our beloved haruhi is in the middle of a beautiful yet poignant four-sided romantic relationship." I guess she wasn't aware I was crushing on haruhi too, making it five sided. I was just better at dealing with it then the twins and tamaki. "And to make it even more exciting, two of haruhi's admirers are twins, torn apart by love!" The spinning stopped. "Just the thought of it can make me eat three bowls of rice!" That little? I need way more calories than that to function. Especially with dance practice this afternoon after club activities. 

"Butt out otaku." The twins said, and frankly, I had to agree. She was quite irritating and was even more so when she thought I was Suki. I mean, she's not wrong, but still. Then I remembered the twins mentioning me being gay in front of her, and realized why she didn't notice I like haruhi too. She still thinks haruhi's a guy! 

I almost laugh at the irony, while Renge is yelling at the twins for being mean to their manager.

"But renge, I thought you were interested in y/n? Why bother yourself with matters like this?"

"I am, but I'm nosey! Besides, this is just like a fanfiction I read once!" Oh no. That explained a lot. 

"Renge-chan" I started "I thought you were going back to France? Why stay?"

"Two reasons. One because of you senpai," I internally cringe, and thank any god out there for my idol training so I can stand being with creepy fans for meet n' greets without mouthing off to them. "two, I was going to start a host club back home, but I don't think France is ready for that just yet." Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed the twins whispering to one another for a second, before starting to shout. What was that about? 

"Cut it out already!" We all looked over to them. "You're the one always crawling into my bed, talk about annoying!"

"I only do that cause you look lonely, I wouldn't choose to sleep in your bed you idiot!" But you do? You can leave him to look lonely and go to your own bed? Also, why are the girls going crazy over their fighting? Makes no sense. 

"Who are you calling an idiot! You're the one that sucks at math!"

"Oh yeah? Well you're failing your foreign language class you big dummy!" 

"The way you grind your teeth is deafening!"

"At least I don't toss and turn so much I fall out of bed!"

"Sex pixie!" What?!

"Sicko!" I'm still hung up on the sex pixie thing. Please don't tell me they've actually slept with one another.

"Your mama wears too much makeup! That's it, we're over!" I stand there, a soft smile on my face. It wasn't a pleased one though. It was more confused. What the fuck just happened, and why did they insult their mother?! 

We closed early that day, and I headed to my dance studio to meet up with my choreographer, after changing at my house quickly. I threw my hair up so it wouldn't be in the way and drove myself to the studio. 

I was there for a solid hour and a half, and was decently sweaty when I got a call from mama. Confused, I picked it up. "Mama, what's going on?" I heard something faint in the background. 

"Y/n, sweetie, would you please explain to me why there's a set of red headed twins shouting in our living room?"

"What?!" I shout into the phone. "Oh god, I'll be home in fifteen minutes." 

"Please hurry, your mom doesn't know what to do." 

I stepped through the door to see Hikaru and Kaouru in the living room, huffing next to each other. "What the fuck are you two doing here?" I ask, dropping the cheery look. "You came into my house fighting like this, not even a call or heads up, and I know I said you could, but why now?! You have five minutes to explain yourselves before I kick you out or call the cops." They looked alarmed that I would go that far and looked at each other. 

"We wanted help with dying our hair." I face palm. 

"Get the fuck out of my house." 

"But-"

"No. Now. You can come back when you're not fighting-"

"We're not!" I cross my arms, tapping my foot on the floor expectantly. "We're bored, so we're faking it to prank the club!" I groan. 

"You swear it?"

"On our lives." 

"Fine, give me the bag." They do, and I pull out drugstore box dye, one box pink, one box blue. "Okay, who's first?" 

Soon enough, they were waiting for the dye to saturate in their hair, and were walking around, properly introducing themselves to my moms. They decided they wanted to chill with me in my room, but I didn't let them on the bed, in fear they'll lay down and stain it with hair dye. 

"So this is the famous Suki's room."

"Cool." I freeze. 

"What are you guys on about?" I try to laugh it off as if it's some lame joke. They don't buy it. 

"Oh come on y/n senpai, we've seen your livestreams. It's kind of obvious when you get the pieces of the puzzle." I sigh. I've been doing that a lot lately. 

"Fine, but you're not telling anyone about this."

"What if we blackmail you?"

"Honey and mori also know. I'm sure if I told them, they'd be more than happy to pummel you two for me." I smirk, and they pale. 

"Fine, fine. We won't."

"Good." It was silent for only a second before Kaoru started talking. 

"But I have a question." I raise a brow and motion for him to go on. "Why don't you tell haruhi? She's already crushing hard on the stage persona, maybe she'd crush on you too if you told her." 

"That's exactly why I'm not telling her."

"I don't follow."

"I'd rather her like the actual me, and not like me because of my stage persona. It just seems too shallow. Now don't get me wrong, I don't think she's anywhere near that shallow of a person, but I also don't want to risk it. If I did end up dating her, I'd of course tell her, but in the meantime, I'm keeping my mouth shut, and I expect you two to do the same. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes ma'am." 

"Good. Now go hop in the showers. The hair dye should be done." As soon as I said that my timer went off, and they went for it. I rub my temples and lay down. It's been a long day, and I'm exhausted. I just hope the twins leave soon.

Luckily for me they did leave, and they left not long after they washed the hair dye out of their hair. Now pink and blue, they got into their drivers' car and head home. I was too tired to shower, so I just changed and fell asleep on my bed. Tomorrow was going to be brutal. I wish I could just sleep through it, so I don't have to deal with it.