-Later that day-
Pomni & Spinel sitting on the bench in the park
So that's all that been happening huh? Spinel said
Yeah, sorry for not telling you much sooner.Nah! Spinel said as she leaned back as she put her hands behind her head It's all good, you're back to ya real self and got the man of your dreams. How ya feel now?
I'm happy, you know... Just... Just wish for there to be... More... Pomni mumbled
Hmm? More!? Spinel said loudly what do you mean?Pomni rubbed her arm nervously
I know Jax & I just started dating... But... I...i-"I want to have more than simple hugs and kisses" that's what you mean... Right? Spinel said
Y-yeah, how did you know that? Pomni askedBecause we're friends, duh! You been like that since highschool, so timid but so cute like a doll. Spinel said mockingly, making Pomni pout
Anyway, how far do you goes go?Oh, um... Well we just... Cuddle... Also! Can I... Ask you something personal? Pomni asked slightly worried
Sure, what's up?How big is Steven?
Spinel looked at Pomni with a straight face. Remaining quiet for 5 seconds, but suddenly Spinel grabbed her by her shirt collar and lifted her off the bench
Pomni... You're a very close friend of mine, damn near a sister... But you may want to reword that question about what my hubby is packing-So-sorry! Sorry! I just don't understand about the man's... "Thing" Pomni said nervously
No fucking way! You're 25! She said as she placed Pomni down You should already know about that! What are you not understanding? And say it correctly!Well... What is the human male's average length? She asked, Spinel scoffed playfully Seriously, how do you not know this already? You're living with your boyfriend who's 22, you shouldn't even need to ask me that. But its normally around 5 to 6 inches if I recall correctly, don't @ me!
Pomni's face turned pale
T-that's Average!? She exclaimedSpinel began to laugh, immediately she snorted, making her laugh twice as hard
Of course! What else would it be!? She asked jokingly-15 Minutes Later-
Spinel pupils contracted themselves as she laid her eyes upon a cucumber as Pomni bought groceries at the store
Sorry, you said how big was the Cucumber? Pomni asked the cashierThe Cucumber here is 8 inches long. Kinda weird to have someone to ask the size of one of these things... Wait...
Pomni & Spinel both raised their left eyebrows simultaneously
Ou you girls are just naughty~W-what!? Pomni shouted as her face turned red I'm not into girls!
Meh, I swing both ways.Pomni looked over at Spinel with such a disturbed expression
-10 Minutes Later-
Pomni, Spinel, & Jax sit at the kitchen table
You're Bi? Jax asked
Yeah, I mean it shouldn't be much of a surprise. Spinel said causally
No way! Pomni said you can't be Bi! You're married! To Steven! And have a daughter!
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Pomni X Jax - Crazy Love.
RomanceHuman Au of Pomni & Jax as forced roommates. Pomni being her high-strung, timid, and paranoid demeanor self. And Jax with his mischievous, laidback, calm, sassy, impulsive, egotistical, and brazenly condescending individual personality. Will these 2...