Ok, so, i have a little AU where after Trevor and Derek are out of jail, Kristal makes them be interns to pay for what they've done
and this is them getting out!
(also, here's the little AU designs because i made them cuz i was bored)
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anyways, onto the actual story!
(#PonytailTrevor4AllStars)
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The two hosts lay on their bunks. Derek throws a piece of balled up toilet paper (which feels like literal sandpaper) up and down while Trevor carves random doodles into their cell wall with a knife he found.
"What are you doing? You're gonna get in trouble if you're seen with that." Derek says, noticing Trevors knife.
"I'm not harming anyone. It should be fine, i think. and besides i'm bored as heck." Trevor complains.
"You always are. and I am too, but you're gonna get your sentence extended if you keep doing that." Derek says. Trevor rolls his eyes.
"Whatever." He says. He puts the knife in his lap and leans against the wall and just plays with his ponytail.
"By the way, when are you gonna cut your hair?"
"Probably not for a while. I like my ponytail." Trevor says with a smile.
"Without the hair tie you're going to have a mullet." Derek says. Trevor cringed a little.
Suddenly, an officer walks up to their cell door and bangs on the metal bars. "Trevor McGregor and Derek Johnson! You two are free to go. Someone bailed you out." He says.
"Wait what? Who?" Derek asks.
"Some lady with black hair in a ponytail and a skirt. I didn't catch her name. Now, are you guys going to move it or what? And god damnit inmate I told you to keep the knife away!"
"Oh, uh, sorry." Trevor says.
After rounding up their stuff, the two are let go. They talk as they walk down the halls.
"Who do you think bailed us out? My mom never wears ponytails, and your mom hates me." Trevor asks.
"I... I think it's my sister." Derek admits.
"Kristal? Doesn't she, like, hate you?"
"Yeah. What would she want with bailing us out?" Derek says.
"No clue. Guess we'll have to wait and see. If it is actually her anyways."
The two make it to the parking lot only to see, you guessed it, Kristal.
"Hey losers!" She says, smirking. Derek groans. "What? not excited to see your sister, and now new boss?"
"Boss?!" Trevor asks.
"Yep! I'm the one who bailed you out. And the reason I did so is because, well, I needed new interns!"
"Woah, woah. Hold on, Interns?!? For what?!" Derek exclaims.
"Uh, Disventure camp, duh. After you two got yourselves in the slammer I took over as host. Made a whole new season while you guys were locked up. But now, the intern i had is in production, and i need more help. So, i decided to bail you guys out to work for me." She says.
"And what if we refuse? I am NOT working for you!" Derek complains. Trevor agrees.
"Let's just say that you guys forgot to clean the bodies of the attacked cameramen. I could easily send you back in that cell with the evidence I have." Kristal says, smirking. "So, you don't really have a choice.
Derek goes to say something, but he can't think of anything to say. "She's kinda right." Trevor admits.
"Yep! Now, get in the car. I'm not wasting a bunch more money on gas." She says, getting in the drivers seat.
Trevor and Derek look at each other. This is going to be a wild ride.
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yeet noice hit da gridyy i finished it lets go yessir thats what she said GYAT GYAT fanum tax RIZZZY GRIZZZY
wtf am i doing with my life :D
anyways ima go scream at my phone charger for not FUCKING WORKING UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
