Book 1
A side story of the famous AVN (Adult Visual Novel) with the same title by drifty. The story follows joseph a former army captain suffering from ptsd and suicidal tendencies.
Set parallel, His journey starts during chapter 4 when the group...
When I make a point to be straight with you then..
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though...
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically.
I don't wanna beat around the bush...
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod.
In the squish mitten...
Power drill the yippee bog.
With the dude piston..
Pressure wash the quiver bone.
In the bitch wrinkle...
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop.
When I make a point to be straight with you then...
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though.
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically.
I don't wanna beat around the bush...
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, BloodHound Gang
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Present Day
B & G
Dormitories
Joseph: (on the phone) Ma'am, not all war stories are fuckin messed up. Pardon my french.
Samantha: It's okay joseph. You sound like you're in a good mood.. did something happen?
Joseph: Ma'am. When i said i didn't miss the camaraderie and i wanna just forget about it... I was wrong. I missed it.
(Pauses)
Ma'am, i just remembered about this a few days ago, It's got to be one of the dumbest things ever, but screw it... I'll share it with you because this is one of my many, many favorite personal war stories.
