Narration:
( LGBTQBBQ
When you burn an LGBTQ+ member in a fire. This technique is used mostly used to sacrifice them in the woods yelling "OoOGa chaka" X10.
For example.
John: I bro my bad boyfriend died in a fire.
You: Damn that must've an been excellent LGBTQBBQ! )
- DEFUQ?!
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Inset: Soldier 76 comes out as a gay, January 20XX
Flashback
200X
Iraq
On Patrol
Bravo Company
(The sun is high in the sky. Desert and sky blend in the glare. Alien, Snowball, Dirty and Vegas are on patrol. )
Alien: Hey boys, You heard of the news.. about that nam war hero Dan Quagmire of the Navy
Vegas: Who?
Snowball: What about him? he died or something?
Alien: He's a she now.
Vegas: What the fuck?
Snowball: Meaning?
Alien: Dude's a lady now. (chuckles)
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Dirty: Damn, only in the navy. What are they feeding those poor sailors. Dios mio.
Alien: I know right. Dude's a lieutenant commander... an officer in the navy. That's so fucked up in so many ways.
Snowball: Man, where'd you hear this shit? Gossip much.
Alien: Man, remember that night when we went to this club that lets enlisted personnel and officers in.
Snowball: Yeah, Yeah. I remember.
Alien: I was talking to this squid, he blurted out that, this war hero had his dick cut off.
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Leap Of Faith: Stories
FanfictionBook 1 A side story of the famous AVN (Adult Visual Novel) with the same title by drifty. The story follows joseph a former army captain suffering from ptsd and suicidal tendencies. Set parallel, His journey starts during chapter 4 when the group...
