You Wear A Crown Stained In Your Own Blood

Headcanons

Whatttt???

I'm writing on Wattpad??? :O

Yes.

Yes I am.

Now, just a summary of all my Hermits headcanons b4 we start-

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Bdubs- glare - night vision, gets more sleep in a day than an average working adult does in a week

Beef- half vampire - needs to feed on blood once in a while, can go in the sun, figurative parent of the canadians and NHO crew

Cleo- zombie - but doesn't burn in the sun (she's too slay for that)

Cub- Vex - telekinesis majik stuff

Doc- creeper, goat, half cyborg? - actually has braincells and sanity left

Etho- snow fox kitsune thingy - enhanced hearing, fluffy ears & tail that he lets Bdubs play with, genuinely just likes ninjas & picked his own outfit, he doesn't actually know who Kakashi is till this very day, wears face mask because social anxiety & scars but is actually really outgoing and confident once u start talking to him

False- Eagle - only has eagle wings and no other features, can hide them

Grain- Parrot - can fly a little too fast & a little too well, wings are taller & bigger than himself

Gem- deer - enhanced hearing x2, antlers can instantly regenerate

Hypno- illusioner - can hypnotise people (or mind control, whatever u wanna call it lol) and make them see things (basically create illusions and mess with the mind to his will)

Impulse- Imp - smol cute little guy, sensitive to the cold

Iskall- human (the only one) - silly guy who likes trees, wears his bionic looking eye thingy because he's short sighted in that eye specifically but thinks glass are boring

Jevin- slime - can change colours & camouflage to his will, has BDD

Joe- demigod - grammar police but overpowered

Keralis- G O D - knows too much for his own good yet is probably the only sane hermit at this point

Mumbo- (full) vampire - silly redstone boi who eats the redstone, scared of blood and can't go in the sun

(P.S. Mumbo can infact go in the sun with absolutely no protection and he'll be fine, he's just been gaslighted in the past into thinking he can't and so he now lives in constant fear of it)

Pearl- moth - has blue moth wings, likes red purely because of Grian

Ren- dog - acts more like a puppy mixed with a wolf than a dog, enhanced hearing x3

Scar- elf - enhanced hearing x4, spell casting and potion making thingamabobs, least traumatised member of the buttercups

Stress- sHe WaS a FaiRY - spell casting thingamabobs x2, healing majik, mental support 4 the girlz

Tango- blaze - can pew pew fire, immune to heat and lava damage, sensitive to the cold x2

Wels- elf x2 - haha knight boi go brrr, enhanced hearing x5

Hels- elf x3 - knight boi x2, enhanced hearing x6, would kill the entire earth for Wels but refuses to admit it

X-eye-zooma- shapeshifter - father figure admin who can't catch a break but still decides to overwork himself, drinks like 4 cups of tea/coffee everyday to keep himself awake, shapeshifts into a different mob hybrid every season because he wants to be "more original"

Evil shashwammy- voidwalker - trans (because angst opportunities), insecure angsty boi, enhanced hearing x7, can pew pew fire but void edition, would rather die than socialise whatsoever

xB- guardian - can breathe underwater, swims VERY fast

Zed- goat - loves climbing on trees (and onto Tango), likes windy places and cold, the only ZITS member who had supportive parents and minimum angst

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Also, what name do y'all give EX because I've seen a lot of cool ones but IDK what I want his actual name to be lol