Loco: Block B's Crazy Rapper

Meeting New Homies

"Alright I'ma take the world by storm. There's nothing that can stop me!" Loco said before bumping into a girl.

"Mianhe lady I'll pick ya-"

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME PERVERT!! Your face is so creepy!" Said girl ran away.

And this is the story is my life...

Mianhe for taking hostage of the story, but I didn't want to give ya some bullshit sub story about me!! Yes I get it a lot. Apparently God messed up when he created me.

Back in grade school I got called all sorts of name. Ugly, Creep, Freak of Nature. I've been called a Gremlin by the teachers. I've learned early on to not let shit get to me. It was near impossible to make friends. I was pretty much alone middle and highschool school. Whenever I tried to talk the chicks, they avoided me like I was going to infect them with smallpox.

It really took a shot at my confidence. Even though I brag that I'm this super badass, I'm shy in real life. I went through life as an outcast, but I did make some friends with the same type of people like me. We became somewhat of a rap posse. That is how I perfected my craft. I would go wherever the party was an hype them up. They have opinions about me, but one fact still remains, I know to party. I soon caught into the trap of alcohol. At first my stomach couldn't take, but I quickly developed an immunity to it. When I get drunk another side of comes out. That's where my stage name comes from. I'm just that awesome.

Back to the story, I've started my training journey and let tell ya, it was fucking hell! Woke up early, eat whatever small snack I can get and then got my ass to workout. I had no choice but to do it, cuz if didn't I would get an earful by the trainer. They make you feel like shit. All they yap about is you don't do enough push ups or you're not fast enough.

Felt like I was training for the military and I'm not at that age yet!

I met some fellas that were kinda cool. Taeil is the oldest and kinda a stud if you get what I mean...

Not only he's charming, but gets scared easily over the little things. He once flipped out because of a spider. I don't know how he even function? B-Bomb got a lot of energy on the dance floor. I find myself struggling to keep up. C'mon man I can barely keep up!

Jaehyo used to train under Cube before coming here. He told me all kinds of story Overseas idol Harry Park and how nice he was to them. I wonder if I'll have a hyung that's so caring?

Anyways U-kwon is a bit of a nerd. He totally loves anime and that's all he talks all about it. I'm trying to eat here and he tells the latest episode of One Piece. The fuck do I look like trying to decipher this shit? Getting off track, I will say the dude can cook. One time he cooked us rice and man that was the bomb!!

Park Kyung came all the way from New Zealand to audition here. He's pretty chill I guess. He raps in a similar way to mine's but less chaotic.

P.O is an interesting case. I would never expect that fool be younger than me. He got the voice of T.O.P right here. He loves fooling around as much as I do. We love pulling pranks on the staff from time to time. He's a big 2ne1 fanboy, like a really big fanboy. His wallpaper has Dara's face shown all over his room.

Prolly the most fascinating person I've met is the leader himself Zico. From the minute I met I could tell he was someone worth being friends with. He's got loads of charisma that rivals my own. He's always encouraging me to come out of my shell and talk to the chicks. Just like me he loves a woman with piercings. His brother is already an idol from another group and has lived in Japan for some time. I can't wait to debut with him.

After months of training it was time for us boys to debut. After some back and forth that involved some swearing I got to keep my stage name. I was positioned as a main rapper and was the oldest of the group.

"Hope y'all are watching this. Ya boy Loco gonna debut. Reppin Block B!!" I said in mirror as I begin changing.