Loco: Block B's Crazy Rapper

Drinking with a beloved friend 🍾

July 2014

The crazyboy Loco was currently celebrating Hwasa's twentieth birthday with a bottle of soju. Since they met over a year ago their friendship only blossomed. Even if Hwasa can be pretty feisty once you spoil her with food she becomes pretty agreeable. Recently she finally made her debut not too long ago in a group called Mamamoo.

To Loco it reminded him of Wonder Girls or if they put the singer Gummy and made three clones of herself in a group. Either way he digged their old school R&B and Soul vibes and Hwasa certainly has the voice.

"Happy motherfucking birthday to the kid who became an adult. Since this is your time I'ma do the honors and give one cup. Once the feeling kicks in your ears will feel like you've been in the sun." Loco poured the alcohol on her cup.

"I can handle it oppa. I've taken much spicier foods than this. This will be a piece of cake!!" She boasted. The second she took a sip she scrunched her cheeks that Loco was dying of laughter.

"I told ya this shit isn't easy to drink! Wished I could've taken a picture of that face right now!!" Loco pounded the table.

"Fuck you oppa so what it if taste like motor oil!? I'ma drink the whole thing!!" She drank the rest of the cup gulping like it was medicine.

She blinked a few times trying to swallow this bizarre tasting drink. Her throat became dry as if she drank really strong soda. She felt a little hot around her face and her ears are warm.

"You know that feeling right now? That's the feeling of being buzzed. Congratulations on tasting your first shot of alcohol Hwasa-ah. I know the flavor is really weird but the more you drink, the more get used to it until it becomes like water." Loco drank another cup. His cheeks was also feeling red.

"I told you I can take it! You always treat me like some kind of kid. When will you see me as an adult?" She whined childish drinking another cup.

"Considering our age gap it makes sense. You were a highschooler when I first met you. I had to be careful. You know how serious they take these laws."

"Fuck that rule oppa... I'm twenty now. I'm all woman..." She emphasized her chest. This made Loco to quickly look away in shame. It seemed she starting to appear tipsy as she kept moving her head.

"Aish this girl... Did you drink another cup? You need to be fucking responsible! What if I wasn't here? Some other creep would try to take advantage of you." Loco facepalmed.

"Shut the fuck up... You're not my fucking dad I can do what I want!! I'm an idol for fucks sake!" She slammed the table with her fist.

"This girl is gonna give me fucking trouble..."

Loco realizing she was losing consciousness decided to take back to his car. He gently placed her on the passenger seat so she could lay her head against the window. He then fastened her seatbelt.

"She's already sleeping..." Loco shook his head. This girl had a knack for getting him in trouble. She can be a little too much to handle at times. He cared for her, but sometimes she could be a bit reckless. He didn't want to imagine what would've happened if some guy tried to assault her. This girl was too precious to deserve such an awful fate.

Sometimes he hated scumbags who took advantage of drink woman. He's seen it happen too many times and it never ends well. He took a good look at the sleeping Hwasa. She looked beautiful when she wasn't threatening him.

"You know I never understood why people say you're the ugly member. You're actually pretty beautiful when you're not telling me to shove something in me. Life is too short to act so angry you know. Enjoy the smaller things I say. You're young right now so you probably don't understand, but the industry is full of shady motherfuckers. I was lucky to leave that old label and start from the ground up. I almost wanted to give up, but meeting you at the restaurant gave me hope. You might not know but you made my day. For that I'll do anything for you Hwasa you know." Loco smiled sweetly as he crossed the intersection.

"~I hate you oppa... Why do you always treat me like a kid?..." Hwasa said in her sleep. She started to cry a little.

"Don't cry Hwasa-ah. Even though you annoy me at times, I don't really hate you. I kinda find you charming to be around. Sometimes I wish I could be with you more ya feel me. I know we got busy lives but I sorta enjoy this between us. I don't know if that makes us friends or not, but you're my friend." He gently wiped her tear. The action made her smile in her sleep.

They towards a complex of apartments where Hwasa lives.

"We made it Hwasa you can go home now." He stated, but she still remained slumped.

"Must I carry you then?" He sighed taking out of her vehicle giving her a piggyback ride on top of his back.

"Fuck this is heavier than it looks. I feel like I'm carry a sack of rice!! I need to hit the gym more." Loco secured both of her legs so she wouldn't fall. What Loco wasn't aware was that Hwasa started waking up. She confused, but she didn't say anything. She realized it Loco carrying her.

"What's happening?... Is he really carrying me?..." She felt herself sober up, blushing the entire time. She felt like a teenage girl and it was thanks to this creep. Using the keys he opened the door.

"Yoboseoyo?" He called out. There was no answer. He entered the room seeing a mess of a dormroom. It was expected given the demanding work of idols. It was a very small room where the kitchen and living were all one and the beds were all combined, as if they share the room.

"Man, they all share this bed together? Looks like they barely scrape by... Reminds me when Zico and I had lived on cheap ramen on our debut era..." Loco thought feeling guilt over his treatment of her. He then plopped her gently on the bed so she could sleep in peace.

"I brought you home at least. I should probably get going now." He was about to leave before he felt her hand grab his.

"Don't go... I'ma kill you if you leave..." She pleaded softly. He wasn't sure if she was awake or not.

"Fine, but I'm risking my ass to be with you remember that." Loco sat on the beside her. She tucked herself close to his side. Loco crossed his arms and went to sleep.

This would be a memory they would share together. The first time they slept together long before they were aware of their feelings of each other. Little did they know that something special was building within them. A bond like no other, a bond when a man and a woman feels. That bond will only draw them closer from here on out.