The toilet was a dark place, just like Jobi's soul.
"JABI YOU WHORE COME OUT!" he called.
He didn't hear the baby, and he sighed.
"COME TF OUT OR I S2G I WILL SHOVE THAT DISGUSTING PEA AND CARROT SHIT YOU EAT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
He heard crying, and found Jabi.
"Finally, you whore," he muttered. "Let's go."
"SABRINA YOU BITCH PLUNGE ME!"
Sabrina cursed, grabbed the plunger, and Jabi and Jobi were out of the toilet.
"Why TF did you flush my baby down the toilet?" Sabrina screeched.
Jobi shrugged. "Idk man, I just hate ur baby."
She sighed. "Damn it."
"Why do you hate babies?" Ralph asked.
/FLASHBACK\
Jobi looked at his mother. "Oh, Jobi! You're such a cute baby shit."
He smiled.
A baby suddenly appeared, and Jobi's family screamed.
The baby smashed his toys onto Jobi's family, and they all died except Jobi.
/END OF FLASHBACK\
"Babies," Jobi whispered, "are the spawn of satan."
|AUTHOR'S NOTE|
Hi guys, it's me again. Surprise, bitches.
(Jk, you guys are cool.)
I FINALLY updated, although the person actually updating is my BFFl Sabrina. I did write all this, though.
I'll update my other books soon, so don't fret!
~Becca
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Jobi the poop
RandomThe adventures of a piece of poop named Jobi. © "Jobi the poop" was created by @i_love_ralph_macchio. This story is mine, the main character is not. And I'm warning you, this story is really stupid.
