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📍Jack's Hill Sunday, Dec.3.2023 8:30a.m
Imagine the people dem church start 8o'clock innah di morning and nobody still nuh ready.
Mi know seh unu probably a wonder a wah gwan suh mek mi show unu a pree, so as you guys know from the previous chapter.
My mom invited Giselle, myself, Giselle's mom and her friends to church and a certain someone thought it would be fit for all of us to get ready together.
"Weh yah fling wud pon mi ooman fah," my subconscious interrupted
Last time mi check she a my ooman but anyways as mi a seh..
BAD IDEA IF YOU ASK ME, cause from 6:30 dem ooman yah a get ready and all now dem cyaa reach dung stairs.
"Jojo yuh see one likkle bottle a olive oil? mi buy it yesterday and mi need fi find it suh Rev.Jones can bless it fimi" my mom said
"Mommy weh mi tell yuh bout dah name deh.." I said with annoyance evident in my voice
"Cyaa me yah talk to, no no could neva" my mom said irritably.
"Sorry mumz, but yuh knw mi nuh like dah nickname deh" I sighed.
"Unu need fi hurry up and come out a dih house now man, unu wake from afta 6 and all now unu nuh ready, imagine mi a dih one weh wake late and ready before unu" I shouted.
"Jalen eh betta yuh just go inna one a di dih car dem and guh wull a seat yere" Lee laughed
"A wah do jojo man" Mani said "Mi seh dih man just a mek one bagga noise innah deh ppl dem community" Zidii shouts.
If mi neva mention it before, my apologies, but ye dem two clown deh a come a church wid we tuh.
"Eh betta unu lowe mi out yere worse like how todeh a mi sabbath" I hissed loudly
"Watched yah, if Aunty neva seh mek we gah church yuh wouldn't go yere, bout sabbath" Mani said
"MURDAA" Shelby and Lee said in unison.
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10 minutes later.. Finally, we are now on our way to my mom's church, it wasn't that far from her house which I was grateful for cause mi neva plan fi travel gah Mount Everest fi gah dah church yah.
Dih dawg seh mount Everest to rass, my subconscious started to laugh
Upon arriving at the church, the group dispersed into the sanctuary, finding their seats amidst the lively congregation.
The charismatic preacher's voice resonated, echoing messages of love, unity, and faith.
The vibrant hymns filled the air as the sun streamed through the stained glass windows.
