[ RGD - Randomly Generated Droids ] The SILLIEST Book to EVER Silly [TSBES]

[ STORY ] Founding

Okay, so this is basically about the Robux Classes and... how they became a group.
Survivor + Healer → Berserker
Beserker → Pie Baker
Pie Baker → Sentient
Sentient → Banker
Banker → Relic

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- ! Survivor and Healer were in their own house, just resting. The two had been doing a lot of fighting recently, so this was basically their break. Healer suddenly spoke up, saying,

Healer
> Hey, Survivor.
> You don't think... That maybe we could go on a bit of an adventure?

Survivor
> ... Every time you say that, we always get into some sort of trouble.
> I'm personally not looking forward to that.

Healer
> Aw, cmon! You're ALWAYS like this!

Survivor
> Maybe because you're always running into danger. You should probably learn some regard for your own safety.

Healer
> And I'm supposed to take advice from a child. Right. Okay.

Survivor
> Healer, I'm literally 22.

Healer
> ANYWAY! I was thinking, for this adventure of ours,

Survivor
> Which I never agreed to.

Healer
> could probably be like, a sort of way that you can gain new friends!
> You'll be needing that, because I feel like the only 'friend' you have is your boyf-

Survivor
> I swear to god, don't finish that sentence.
> Or I might just get rid of another part of your body.
> ... Not saying I would, but you get what I mean. Also, kinda ironic that you're saying that.

- ! Healer rolled her eyes. Then, got up from the seat and headed to the front door.

Healer
> Since you're going to be such a bum about it, I'll just go myself!

Survivor
> Okay, fine. I'm going to go with you just to make sure you don't get yourself hurt.

- ! Survivor also got up and followed Healer out of the house. Where they were going wasn't obvious even to Healer herself, but she was sure they'd get somewhere.

- ! After a while of traveling, they had arrived at a rather warm location. Perhaps too warm, because at one point they had to stop.

Survivor
> Whew...
> Even with all them droids not around, this world is really annoying.

Healer
> This is why I tell you not to wear such thick clothing all the time!
> But you don't listen to me at all, do you?

Survivor
> Girl.
> I thought that with all the exploration you get up to,
> you'd know there's more cold worlds than warm.

- ! She sighed, and looked to the right. The room ahead only needed a button press for the shop to appear.

Healer
> At least, we're on the ninth room. Don't need to be so glum...

Survivor
> ...
> I wonder why I'm 'glum'.

- ! Healer of course walked over and pressed the button, they bought their stuff blabla you get the gist!!

- ! Now they were in a world with rocky terrain, and a lot of trusses. This would have been the most annoying world to deal with, had there been any droids. Luckily enough, that wasn't the case.
- ! Anyways, though there were no droids at all, the sound of revving could be heard if you were listening close. This confused the pair, since there had been no sign of any enemies rushing towards them. That could only really mean one other thing.

Survivor
> Hey. You hear that?
> Maybe your dumbass was wrong! Maybe there ARE-

Healer
> No, no. If it was, it probably wouldn't have been a full 12 seconds after the room was generated.
> But, we are the only ones here. Unless...

...

> You know what? I'm gonna go check.

Survivor
> You better NOT be serious!

- ! But, Healer had already made her way towards the unknown noise. After a little bit of walking, she met face to face with another woman, who was orange in colour. On the woman seeing her, she threw one of her two swords at Healer, who was lucky enough to dodge.

Healer
> You should really watch where you throw that thing! That could've taken out my other eye!..

???
> That was the plan, genius!
> And who are you to tell me what to do? Huh?

Healer
> How about you tell ME who YOU are? Huh?

???
> I asked first. Can't answer a question with another, more stupid one.

Healer
> Regressing to childish habits, now? Fine.
> ... My name is Healer. Since you asked. Not nicely, but you asked.

??? [Berserker]
> Berserker's the name. I'm still waiting for you to answer my second question.

Healer
> I am an adult. You are, most likely, a child.

Berserker
> ... I'm 25. How old are you? 20?

Healer
> ... 21.
> Look, okay, I guess I was wrong.
> But you still shouldn't just attack someone like that!

Survivor
> Hey. I just decided I wanted to check in and-
> Who is that.

Berserker
> All you need to know is that I'm better than you.
> You seem... free.

Healer
> Are you implying that you cost something?
> I mean, I do too. I'm not shaming you.

Survivor
> Are you seriously going to ignore her just insulting me like that?!

Healer
> Are you ever going to learn to pipe down for a minute?

- ! Berserker had a slight smile on her face at this exchange.

Berserker
> To answer your earlier question, yeah.
> ... If you're going to suggest we make a group, I-

Healer
> Then we should TOTALLY make a group!

Berserker
> Okay. Fine. I don't really have any other friends, save for my brother.

- ! And that, is how the Robux Classes essentially was founded!

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