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yes that is the title
i got high at ten pm and wrote completely on improvision /hj
also I chose the characters using a wheel spinner. proof:

there is no plot here because this is technically a jokefic?? also sorry for the excessive dialogue but when you wake up in the dark of the night would you be willing to write descriptions?

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there is no plot here because this is technically a jokefic??
also sorry for the excessive dialogue but when you wake up in the dark of the night would you be willing to write descriptions?

!! ONLY A FEW SELECT ELEMENTS OF THIS STORY ARE CANON TO TSBES !!
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- ! Beta woke up to the noises of... uh uhhhmm uh I don't know. He raised his head from the bed, walking past his roommate Alpha's room, and just. Left the building.

- ! Outside, there was two reddish coloured people. One of them were yelling at the other, for some... unknown reason.

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> DID YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO DO THAT?!
> I WAS GOING TO BUY THAT SCALING SWORD, YOU KNOW! BUT WHAT DO YOU DO?
> YOU STOLE IT!! I SWEAR TO- UUUUUGGGGHHGHHGHHHH....

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> Well, you took the shocking spell from me.
> An eye for an eye, like they all say...

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> THAT WAS AT MECHTROPOLIS!!
> YOU DIDN'T NEED THE MAX HEALTH ANYMORE; YOU WERE ALREADY AT LIKE 300!!

- ! The green male stared at the two. Obviously something was triggering them, but it was so early in the morning that it didn't seem needed.

Beta
> Uh, guys?
> I'm... Right here, you know?
> You could've woken up the entire village...
> Heck, maybe even the entire Hub!

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> BUT- wait, what?

- ! The one who was being shouted at didn't say anything, but turned to look at him.

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> Oh. Uhm.
> Didn't... see you there...

Beta
> Alright, you two better have a good explanation.

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> What are you, my teacher or something?
> I don't owe you an-

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> BASICALLY, Mister "wise guy" over here is mad at me for taking "his" weapon.

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> WHY ARE YOU QUOTING THOSE WORDS??

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> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW TH
> Anyways, he's mad at me. But he had like... 30 strength, so he shouldn't be complaining!
> I could literally slice his head off right here, right now-

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> We get it, you're a homicidal creep who enjoys seeing people in pain! Nobody cares!

Beta
> Uhm. That's... Great.
> Why are you guys out on the street though? And at half past three of all times?

- ! The pair looked at eachother, then at Beta, and back again. They clearly didn't want to explain that. Beta simply folded his arms and stared at them.
- ! In the background somebody else walked by the group of three (not noticing them at first), did a double take, then narrowed their eyes.

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