It's RGD things, that's for sure!
I don't update this book often, so don't expect much. Gay people are GUARANTEED to be found in this book! Oh, and a ton of headcanons, too.
... If you don't like ships maybe skip this book idk.
yes that is the title i got high at ten pm and wrote completely on improvision /hj also I chose the characters using a wheel spinner. proof:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
there is no plot here because this is technically a jokefic?? also sorry for the excessive dialogue but when you wake up in the dark of the night would you be willing to write descriptions?
!! ONLY A FEW SELECT ELEMENTS OF THIS STORY ARE CANON TO TSBES !! --------
- ! Beta woke up to the noises of... uh uhhhmm uh I don't know. He raised his head from the bed, walking past his roommate Alpha's room, and just. Left the building.
- ! Outside, there was two reddish coloured people. One of them were yelling at the other, for some... unknown reason.
??? > DID YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO DO THAT?! > I WAS GOING TO BUY THAT SCALING SWORD, YOU KNOW! BUT WHAT DO YOU DO? > YOU STOLE IT!! I SWEAR TO- UUUUUGGGGHHGHHGHHHH....
??? > Well, you took the shocking spell from me. > An eye for an eye, like they all say...
??? > THAT WAS AT MECHTROPOLIS!! > YOU DIDN'T NEED THE MAX HEALTH ANYMORE; YOU WERE ALREADY AT LIKE 300!!
- ! The green male stared at the two. Obviously something was triggering them, but it was so early in the morning that it didn't seem needed.
Beta > Uh, guys? > I'm... Right here, you know? > You could've woken up the entire village... > Heck, maybe even the entire Hub!
??? > BUT- wait, what?
- ! The one who was being shouted at didn't say anything, but turned to look at him.
??? > Oh. Uhm. > Didn't... see you there...
Beta > Alright, you two better have a good explanation.
??? > What are you, my teacher or something? > I don't owe you an-
??? > BASICALLY, Mister "wise guy" over here is mad at me for taking "his" weapon.
??? > WHY ARE YOU QUOTING THOSE WORDS??
??? > YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW TH > Anyways, he's mad at me. But he had like... 30 strength, so he shouldn't be complaining! > I could literally slice his head off right here, right now-
??? > We get it, you're a homicidal creep who enjoys seeing people in pain! Nobody cares!
Beta > Uhm. That's... Great. > Why are you guys out on the street though? And at half past three of all times?
- ! The pair looked at eachother, then at Beta, and back again. They clearly didn't want to explain that. Beta simply folded his arms and stared at them. - ! In the background somebody else walked by the group of three (not noticing them at first), did a double take, then narrowed their eyes.