[ RGD - Randomly Generated Droids ] The SILLIEST Book to EVER Silly [TSBES]

[ STORY ] The Odds Are (Not) In Your Favor

Initially written for publishing on AO3, but I'm still on the waiting list. :'(

Anyways, a series of mishaps that happen to the RNG classes.

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- ! It was a bright morning in the Hub. Stores were just starting to open, Classes were getting ready to go through the void and back, and...

- ! There was a bit of a mishap concerning two or so Classes.

- ! Scavenger had been helping Pie Baker set up her bakery, at the same time being in a bit of a rush to meet another friend, Gardener. She dropped off a few Circuits on the counter, and started to get going. Though, Pie Baker called out to her as she was heading to the door.

Pie Baker
> Scavenger!!
> Why are you going so soon? Is it to do with me?

- ! She lowered her head onto the counter, while Scavenger sighed and turned around.

Scavenger
> Look, P.B, I'm kind of late? I'd appreciate you not holding me up.

Pie Baker
> But Scavenger... Don't you wanna stay and chat a little longer?

- ! Scavenger rolled her eyes, and turned back towards the doors, holding onto the handle of the double doors. The Baker slumped down and made a sort of pleading face.

Pie Baker
> Cmon, please? Just for a minute, I swear!

Scavenger
> Sorry, P.B, I just... I can't be here forever, you know? I'll be back soon. Promise.

Pie Baker
> Oh, alright!
> You better NOT be visiting my business rival, by the way!

- ! Scavenger simply giggled to herself, before opening the doors and dashing outside.

- ! Even with the sun being almost fully risen in the sky, it was rather cold, and so she just wanted to get to the florist's store as soon as possible. Unfortunately for her, she wasn't looking exactly where she was going, and ended up tripping over a misplaced cyrofreezer and crashing into someone at full speed, knocking them both over.

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- ! Today was the day!

- ! Gambler had been getting ready to visit Engineer, and so, was feeling extremely pumped. Who wouldn't be, if you've been waiting ages to actually have a chat with your boyfriend after almost two months of no contact?

- ! Anyways, Gambler set his tophat on his head somewhat lopsided, and decided to take a selfie before stepping outside of the house. Why not? It's nice to flaunt your good looks basically every chance you can get.

- ! He looked around the street he lived on, and ultimately started to set off. Outside of the houses on the street were several different shops, like a trader's or a smithing store. After getting past all of those, the street in which Engineer lived was there. He stretched his arms, and went on with his journey.

- ! About half of the way there, he paused. Something felt... weird. Like he was being chased. Maybe because of the fact that he could hear someone running his direction. Gambler turned his head to see who it actually was, and was stunned for a bit to see a someone in a ponytail sprinting towards him.

- ! He didn't think fast enough to actually do anything, and when they ended up actually getting close, he recognized what was happening— and then ended up getting pushed right onto his back.

- ! Scavenger was the first one to get up, and at seeing the person she had landed on, was a little confused. Then she remembered what happened only a few seconds ago, and looked down at them in total disdain.