Engineer, Necromancer
This is a mainly serious chapter? I guess.
Don't expect a masterpiece, though. I don't write actual stories on here; I usually draw em!This is also kinda short. Ignore the fact I'm writing this like it's a greentext. It's SPEECH TAGS HGGRRR
- ! Necromancer enters Engineers' workshop, feeling slightly guilty. And meanwhile, Engineer is very focused on a project that he's in the middle of working on.
Necromancer
> Uh... Engi?
> I know you called me in the morning, and I couldn't come by then. But anyways-
> Are you okay?- ! Engineer pauses. Then turns to face Necromancer.
Engineer
> I'm fine! Course I'm fine!
> Why wouldn't I be... Fine? Huh?Necromancer
> Okay, Engi. You don't have to lie to me, ya know.Engineer
> No, seriously... I'm fine.Necromancer
> Engi-- ! Engineer picks up a hammer from behind him. Obviously on the workbench.
Engineer
> Don't get any closer!- ! Necromancer laughs, slightly.
Necromancer
> Okay, Engi, no need to get so violent! I don't think I can resurrect myself.
> But, on a more serious note, you're acting like a child. Drop the hammer, and we can talk like rational adults.- ! Engineer slightly lowers his arm, now. He's still... Mad, though.
Necromancer
> If you'd like to stay arrogant, I won't try to stop you. But, I can't help you if you won't just tell me what's wrong.
> So I ask you once more, and once more only; put. The hammer. Down.Engineer
> Oh, of course. I'll put it down...- ! Engineer now raises the arm in which he's holding the hammer.
Necromancer
> What do you-- ! Then, Engineer threw the hammer. And it... Went directly in Necromancers eye! Gee. It fell out.
- ! Necromancer just stared straight ahead. Then crouched down, staring at the bloody hammer.
Engineer
> ...
> Oh, shit.- ! Engineer walks slightly closer to Necromancer.
Engineer
> You... Okay?Necromancer
> Okay, I want you to think hard about that question. Do I look okay?
> Literally five seconds ago, you ripped out my eye! Why would I be "okay"?Engineer
> I didn't... Mean to?Necromancer
> ... I... Look.
> I'm. I'm fine with this. It's not like you... It's not like I'm blind in both eyes. Haha. ^^
> But, know that you're never going to live this down, alright? I'm sure you'll still be thinking about this when near your death.
- ! Necromancer starts to get up.
> I guess, this was... Partly my fault, but throwing a hammer at me is just.. Not cool.Engineer
> ... I'm so sorry..
> But, uhm..
> I can't tell if you're mad or not.Necromancer
> Oh I'm mad. Real mad. I'll be fine, though. Just as long as you don't bring this up.Engineer
> But-Necromancer
> " But wouldn't it be impossible not to? "? I can get my hands on a mask, no problem.× End. ×
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